AudioHeart
Senior Guinea Pig
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Diary Extracts from The Great Grass Depletion of 2011.
For one long week, a great tragedy ascended upon the Laura Household for it rained, and rained. Not one pig could ever taste that sweet green vegetation and not one pig could bound upon the lush soft edible carpet that is known as Grass.
This is the story of three pigs who found hope when all was lost, of three pigs who triumphed The Great Grass Depletion of 2011.This is their story.
9am July 13th 2011
Wake up. Wait.
and wait. And wait.and wait.
I don’t like waiting, it makes my butt sore.
Signed
Harvey
For one long day now has the Great Water Bottle known as Rain leaked for the skies, and for one whole day wheek the Fluff Variety of the Laura Household have gone without grass. When will this ever end? (and on another note when will the slave appear with Veggitibble? Hmmm *nom * veggitibbles.....)
Signed,
Artie
10 am –July 13th 20011
Alas! The slave has arrived! She has brought us comfort during this difficult time, our bellies no longer rumble with veggitibbleless.
Mornings Lesson Learnt: Never let go of your veggitibble you never knew when your friend will turn into your enemy.
Signed
Artie. x
12 Noon of The Great Grass Depletion...
The Slave has arrived, with amples of fresh grass. I can no longer write in this time of utter popcornness.
Signed Artie.
Grass Glorious Grass! Nom nom nom nom!
Signed Harvey x
Lesson Learnt:Be victorious over large piles of grass.
3pm- July 13th 2011
You know its a sad time when you have to use your friend as a table.
Signed
Percy-Roo
Lesson Learnt: Rustling packets + slave = Veggitibble.
5pm. Emergency!
The Grass reserves are depleting: stuff face.
H and A x
14th of July.
Day two of The Great Grass Depletion
It is sunny.
HURRAH
Signed,
Harvey, Artie and Percy-Roo
.....
The Fluffy Variety in the Laura Household were found congregating outside the House discussing the wonderful joys of Run and Grass Time and their next adventure!
(It is a really happy day today, Percy has been to the vets this morning and his wound has healed up nicely so much so he could have a short period of run time, I’m so glad its sunny! )