The Case For Crudités

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Wingus-dingus

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The Case For Crudités
By Professor Wingus G Pig and presented by his Assistant Stewie L Cavy (L = Little)

My many followers among you will know that my Assistant and I have been subjected to many traumas by our Slave, the most heinous of which is her insistence on feeding us with huge great big leaves, & branches of stuff in size tree proportions (she calls them best Greens) without cutting it into neat Crudités and serving it on best China.

Well I here present the case for Crudités:

Over a 2 hr period Stewie and I produced 52 poo whilst in the pink run monstrosity.
That’s 13 poos per hour per pig.
Over a 24 hr period that relates to 312 poos per pig
Over a year that’s 113,958 poos per pig
Over a 4 year average life of a pig that’s 455,832 poos per pig.
This means by the tie we are 4 Stewie and I will have produced 911,664 poos.

Based on a 10% poo reduction by the removal of excess fibre and rubbery bits for food our Slave could make a poo saving of 91,166.4 poos estimated to be half a bin bag full

QED the case for Crudités is proven

We want Crudités
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Whee are impressed by the professor's mathematical abilities and think that the slave must be convinced by these numbers! :(|)

However, whee recommend that the professor's slave better be kept from computing the time for cutting all those crudites in case they are subtracted from cuddling time! @)
 

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Whee are impressed by the professor's mathematical abilities and think that the slave must be convinced by these numbers! :(|)

However, whee recommend that the professor's slave better be kept from computing the time for cutting all those crudites in case they are subtracted from cuddling time! @)

Thank you, a good point well made by the Tribe, we will post-haste be removing the calculator application from her computer, jump to it Stewie!
 

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Just as well guinea poo is great for the garden!
 

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Hahaha! Thank you for the giggle Professor Wingus G Pig and Assistant Stewie L Cavy :)) You are very clever piggies :)) And i personally think your pink run is amazing, infact I'm getting the same one for my boys but shh dont tell :)
 
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