Rochester Piggy
Teenage Guinea Pig
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Guinea.
Looking so down in the dumps
Every pig here love to be you, Guinea.
Even when taking your health checks
There is no pig in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite pig
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's
Hiding like Guinea
Rumblestrutting like Guinea
No one's nails are incredibly thick like Guinea's
For there's no pig in cage half as piggly
(Female piggies wheeking)
You can ask any Pumpkin, Moe, or Cali
And they'll tell you who's cage they prefer to be in!
Who eats veg like Guinea ?
Who fights mum like Guinea?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Guinea?
As a cavy, yes, I'm intimidating!
(Several piggies wheeking)
No one
Wheeks like Guinea
Popcorns like Guinea
In a wheeking match nobody wheeks like Guinea!
When I fight mum I hide in a hidey
Just to make her think I escaped
Then I carefully squeak quietly
And run out and away from the grasp of her hands!
(Several piggies wheeking)
No one
Eats hay like Guinea
Rumblestrutts like Guinea
In a wheeking match nobody wheeks like Guinea
!
I'm especially good at pooping!
(Female piggy squeaks in disgust)
When I was a pup I ate four dozen carrots
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen carrots
So I'm roughly the size of a dog
(Small dog yips once)
Guinea!
(Random wheeking and rumblestrutting)
I wrote this! Isn't it adorable?
Looking so down in the dumps
Every pig here love to be you, Guinea.
Even when taking your health checks
There is no pig in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite pig
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's
Hiding like Guinea
Rumblestrutting like Guinea
No one's nails are incredibly thick like Guinea's
For there's no pig in cage half as piggly
(Female piggies wheeking)
You can ask any Pumpkin, Moe, or Cali
And they'll tell you who's cage they prefer to be in!
Who eats veg like Guinea ?
Who fights mum like Guinea?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Guinea?
As a cavy, yes, I'm intimidating!
(Several piggies wheeking)
No one
Wheeks like Guinea
Popcorns like Guinea
In a wheeking match nobody wheeks like Guinea!
When I fight mum I hide in a hidey
Just to make her think I escaped
Then I carefully squeak quietly
And run out and away from the grasp of her hands!
(Several piggies wheeking)
No one
Eats hay like Guinea
Rumblestrutts like Guinea
In a wheeking match nobody wheeks like Guinea
!
I'm especially good at pooping!
(Female piggy squeaks in disgust)
When I was a pup I ate four dozen carrots
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen carrots
So I'm roughly the size of a dog
(Small dog yips once)
Guinea!
(Random wheeking and rumblestrutting)
I wrote this! Isn't it adorable?
