Rochester Piggy
Teenage Guinea Pig
This is about a piggy owner delaying giving her pigs veg to take photos of them!
We're not safe until we have veg
We cannot wait until night
Set to sacrifice our pups
To her monstrous camera
She'll wreak havoc on our cage
If we don't have full tummies!
So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to follow me!
Through the fleece, through the hideys
Through the hay and the pellets
It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting run
Squeak a prayer, then we're there
Closer to the kitchen
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a beast!
She's got veg, most delicious ones!
Massive camera, lots of veg for us to eat
Hear us wheek! See us squeak!
But we're not coming home
'Til we get veg!
Delicious veg
Get the veg!
Get ready, start squeaking
Screw your courage to the wheeking place
We're counting on Guinea to lead the way
Call it war for the veg
You can bet they all will follow
For in times like this, they'll do just as I say
Popcorn forth! Wheek up a storm!
Praise the Lord and here we go!
(Long wheek)
We're not safe until we have veg
We cannot wait until night
Set to sacrifice our pups
To her monstrous camera
She'll wreak havoc on our cage
If we don't have full tummies!
So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to follow me!
Through the fleece, through the hideys
Through the hay and the pellets
It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting run
Squeak a prayer, then we're there
Closer to the kitchen
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a beast!
She's got veg, most delicious ones!
Massive camera, lots of veg for us to eat
Hear us wheek! See us squeak!
But we're not coming home
'Til we get veg!
Delicious veg
Get the veg!
Get ready, start squeaking
Screw your courage to the wheeking place
We're counting on Guinea to lead the way
Call it war for the veg
You can bet they all will follow
For in times like this, they'll do just as I say
Popcorn forth! Wheek up a storm!
Praise the Lord and here we go!
(Long wheek)