Thea says "Why is my new Slave completely clueless? Help needed please"

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Dear fellow piggies and Slaves in Forumland,

As some of you may know my friend Lexi and I were adopted 5 weeks ago. Our new home is very nice, we have been introduced to lots of new things such as a hay tray, hay piles, seeking out our breakfast in our hutch and not in a bowl as our Slave scatter feeds it and all sorts of scrummy veg. Our Slave even hand feeds us our veg every night. We now have neighbours living out their retirement in the Penthouse Suite above us. We haven't met them yet but we can hear them and smell them and we share the run with them (they are in the run one day, and we are in it the next).

So why is my new Slave clueless? My new Slave is clueless as I haven't been given my proper official name yet that's why my new Slave is completely clueless.

Betsy is The Ever Beautiful Betsy
Meg is Shy Little Meg
Lexi is The Very Lovely Lexi
Dennis was Cutey Pie Dennis
Christian was Silver Fox Christian
Patsy was Pretty Patsy
Velvet was :yikes::yikes:DA BOSS:yikes::yikes:

What am I? Thea! Just boring Thea! That's it Thea! Nothing interesting about me at all. I haven't got a lovely description about me like all the others have or had. Why? BECAUSE MY SLAVE IS CLUELESS that's why!

Please come up with a lovely name for me! I want a lovely proper name! I need a lovely proper official name! I don't want to spend the rest of my life in my forever home as just Thea do I?

Yours hoping wheakily

(Boring) Thea

Thea Feeties.webpThea just arrived.webp
 
Hmmmm. Thea this isn’t as easy as I thought it would be. I’m a bit clueless too. How about:

Gorgeous Girly Thea
Tremendously Tufty Thea
Definitely not boring Thea
Just Thea
Super Special Thea

Do you like any of these?
 
Hi Aunty @weepweeps

I like Gorgeous Girly Thea and Super Special Thea. I'll see what other suggestions I get for lovely official proper names and decide then. If I get quite a few I may have to put them in a hat (or a food bowl) and pick one out.

Yours more hopeful of a lovely proper name

Thea
 
Dear Aunty @Claire W

I like all those names but I don't think The Ever Beautiful Betsy will take very kindly of Slave calling somepig else Beautiful and Slave will get upset if I'm called Sweetie Pie as that's too close to Cutey Pie Dennis's name. So out of all the names you came up with I choose Gorgeous Mohowk girly Thea to go in the hat (food bowl).

Yours happily wheeking now I know I'm going to get a lovely proper official name.

Thea
 
Dear Everyone who has helped with my names

I'll put all the names in a hat (food bowl) tomorrow evening (27/12/21) and pull one name out. They are all lovely names and I can't decide which one. So the food bowl idea will be used.

Wheaking happily that I'll have a new official name tomorrow.

Thea
 
Hello Fellow Piggies and Slaves in Forumland

I have picked a name out of my food bowl "hat" the name that came out was ....

The one and only Thea

Thank you so much Aunty @Viennese Furbabies for choosing my new name as my Slave is completely USELESS! I love my new lovely proper official name.

Happy wheaks

The One and Only Thea
 
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