Thea, Shop Steward of the GPU would like to make an announcement

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Dear Fellow Piggies in Forumland

The Committee has had a Meeting and it was unanimously voted that GPU Headquarters would be shut until the New Year. Any emails, letters, phone calls, Facebook messages and any other Communications will be dealt with after the Christmas Break. There was a very lively debate about what to do if there was an emergency situation that needed the help of the GPU as a few Members of the Committee strongly felt that this could wait until the New Year as everyone was allowed a break after the hard work put in over the past year. The rest of the Committee Members felt otherwise. It was put to the vote and it was put through by a small majority that if an emergency arises then assistance will be given. However, it should be noted that only those piggies in desperate need of help will be given it.

Pigsonally, I feel exhausted after the hard work of the last year assisting you all in the trials and tribulations of Slave training.

Hoping for a quiet Christmas and New Year

The One and Only Thea
Shop Seward
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
thank you for your support and hard work all year round. You deserve a good break.

We at GPFANS headquarter are ready for any emergencies during the christmas holidays. Since our slave is sitting home alone and feeling a bit sorry for herself till she will get a negative test result (Humans are funny creatures. Usually they seem to wait for positive results, not negative ones.), christmas is posponed for a few days around here.

Hope you have a lovely break!
Wheeks Tessy
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
As piggies who have benefitted from your hard work this year we think you deserve a break.
It is good to know that GPFANS are on hand, even if it’s a shame their slave is ill 😷

We hope every pig has a lovely Christmas with lots of treats.
Love from Priscilla and Micah
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear One and Only Thea,
thank you for your support and hard work all year round. You deserve a good break.

We at GPFANS headquarter are ready for any emergencies during the christmas holidays. Since our slave is sitting home alone and feeling a bit sorry for herself till she will get a negative test result (Humans are funny creatures. Usually they seem to wait for positive results, not negative ones.), christmas is posponed for a few days around here.

Hope you have a lovely break!
Wheeks Tessy
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Dear Tessy

Thank you for your kind words and I am sorry that your Slave is ill. The GPU are very happy that GPFANS have offered to help over the Christmas break and they would like me to pass on their gratitude for this assistance. Lexi and I are sending get well wheaks to your Slave and hope that normal service resumes quickly.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear One and Only Thea, we applaud your decision to close GPU HQ until the New Year. Every pig deserves their rest. Here’s hoping the humans don’t get to hear about this and seize the opportunity to do weighing, nail clipping, bits inspections and other indignities simply because they have time on their hands. We won’t tell them if you don’t love Boris and his ladies x
 
Claire W said:
Dear the one and only Thea. We thank you for all the hard work you have put in over the last year and we promise to behave ourselves so you can enjoy a well earned break.

Love from Elizabeth, Ella and Esme x
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Dear Elizabeth, Ella and Esme

It's not you that has to behave it's your Slave. But thanks for the thought

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear Elizabeth, Ella and Esme

It's not you that has to behave it's your Slave. But thanks for the thought

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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Thank you beautiful Thea. Our slave is currently drinking something called alcohol
So we certainly hope she behaves herself this festive period x
 
Dear Thea,
Thank you for all you do with the GPU, we appreciate all you have done over the last year.

Our Slaves are trying their best to not violate any rules….. but we think they already failed- we will think of a suitable punishment, over the next few days.

Enjoy your holidays, and a belated Merry Pigmas to you all.
Wheeks Hector & Hamish.
 
Dear Hector and Hamish

Shh don't tell Lexi that I'm writing to you while she is asleep. If she knew she would tell me off good and proper. Remember all that I have advised piggies to do on the mistreatment by Slaves. I daren't give you any advice on my Christmas break or Lexi will make my life Hell as she is Head of our little herd of two.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear Piggies in Forumland

I just thought I'd let you know that GPU Headquarters will be open as usual from 3rd January for any complaints or reports of misdemeanours by your Slaves and how you can help them serve you better. I have had a very lovely break and am now refreshed and eager to assist you.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear The one and only Thea
Thank you for looking out for us piggies and always being with help and advice - we never know when we’ll need it !
With lots of wheeks
Geoff & Bobby
 
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