Things Piggy Slaves Can Relate To!

[Rochester Piggy]

I have experienced all of these!(yes, my neighbor actually asked me about the wheeking and the houses here are 50 meters apart!)

1. Going to work or school covered in hair from last minute snuggles!

2. The neighbors think you're butchering something when the piggies so politely ask for veg (how can you say no to those wittle faces though?

3. Half your shopping cart filled with veg and the cashier thinks you're starting a major diet.

4. 5 AM wheeking for pellets

5. The pigs opening a 5 star restaurant that only serves little brown beans and dishes it up during lap time (apologizes to people eating)

6. Shoving syringes in between doughnut lips

7. The piggies trying to trick you into thinking it's veggie time!

Add your own!

 

[Betsy]

OK here are some of mine

1. Asking to come out for cuddle time then playing piggie & human (catch me if you can!)

2. At veg time, Boss piggy trying to escape out of the hutch cos they obviously needs veggies first.

3. Wheeking every time they hear the patio door opening cos it means VEG!

4. Wheeking every time you walk past the run and/or the hutch cos it means VEG!

5. Having zoomies and popcorns in run and when you get the camera out to record it cos it so lovely seeing your piggies happy they immediately stop.

6. Scarpering as soon as they see the brush even though they know they have to be groomed everyday.

7. Hiding so you think they have escaped.

 

[*kate*]

Going foraging for grass and dandelions in absolutely every kind of weather!