Things we have learnt about guinea pigs!

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Come on guys! Whether you're a new owner (like me) or a seasoned piggie person we all notice little things about our princes and princesses that make us chuckle!
I'm compiling a list of 'The Piggy Rules Of Life' (written in the style of my little Moopy and Spooks) - please, feel free to add!
Hope you find them amusing!

1. We will say when it's floor time. We will make sure you know this.

2. Floor time lasts for as long as we say so. Don't try and put us back in there. I will just run around. (Moop)

3. Yes, I like carrot and cucumber, but I might just fling them about just for the fun of it. And make you put it back in my bowl.

4. Then I will do it again. (Spooks)

5. Sometimes we might just sit in our little house and have a think about the world. Or the tube.

6. Even if you try and cuddle me like a little baby, I will still scrabble up your chest to hide under your hair. (Moop)

7. Only when your back is turned will we do little tricks and funny things.

8. You will never know what we are really saying! (muhahaha)

9. I will not poop in the little green poop tray. Ever. Just so you know.

10. I like chirping along to some of your music, but not that rock rubbish!

Any more from anyone?

Vicky xx
 
Hee hee! ;D

11. When you are holding me, i will only eat when you stroke me and not when you stop!

12. I have a right to steal food from sisters' mouth when i cannot be bothered getting my own.

13. I will pee on you whenever i like.

:smitten:
 
14) if i dont like what you have given me for breakfast, i will wheek at the top of my voice until something more suitable is provided!

15) if your not in the mood to play, i will chew your face, and you will give in and play with me! (evil merlin)

16) call me fat all you want but i will eat your fridge empty (bob)

17) stick a camera in my face while I'm sleeping, and i will present my bum at you

18) do not touch the quiff! or i will bite you (1 guess who that is) ;D
 
18. I will pee in any corner that is surrounding me whereever I am.

19. I will bite your nose to get attention.

20. We love to follow each other's bums!
 
14. I Require constant attention from you. Constantly!

15. You WILL put my veg in the correct order in my bowl.

16. You will Peel my carrots, other wise i will not eat them.

17.There is nothing wrong with running around aimlessly in the garden, i happen to enjoy it.

18. I DO and WILL repeat myself until you listen and obey me.

19. I expect you to show me the contents of your shopping bag the second you get home, i need to inspect to see what yummy treats you have brought for me!
 
20) the first thing you do when you get in from work is feed me, you dont need to take your coat off to do that (Fugly)
 
21) if i wheek for attention you WILL pick me up and make a fuss! if not i will only get louder!
 
23) (or whatever - the numbers went wrong ages ago!) I will change my mind on the subject of lettuce whenever I want!
24) I will always look cute but stop looking so cute when I see the camera warming up.
25) I will always flick at least one poop out of my play pen just to annoy daddy.
 
26) I will makes sure, when I am put back in my hutch, that I shovel copious sawdust out of the door onto the floor scrambling back in!
 
ha ha!

27) I will decide when I like food and when I don't. This morning I didn't like basil. This evening I do. OK?!
28) It's my right to wheek at every movement near to the hutch, no I am not 'over excited' I am exercising my rights!
29) If I want to do nothing but sit on my bum all day I will (summer!)
30) I am gorgeous, and don't you forget it ;D
 
If my sisters get the banana skin before I do there is no point in trying to stop us playing tug of war with it,even if you cut it up into little pieces we still like to squabble over the same one ,and when thats finished we,ll do the same with the next one! So there.
 
32. I don't care if your talking to our grandmother on the phone if we want feeding we WILL wheek LOUDLY until you feed us. (Herbie, Pip & Squeak)

33. Once we are out we will poop any place we choose even the places you can't get to very well. We love to see you struggle hahahahaha. (Herbie, Pip & Squeak)

34. I will chase the cat whenever I want to as I swear she is telling me to play with her. (Herbie)

35. We know you think you are fat so we will make you chase us round your living room for AGES so you lose some of your weight tubby mummy. (Pip & Squeak)
 
Hahahah, I think that's what Moop was doing today - making me exercise to burn off all those sweets he just saw me eating! He would just NOT go back into the cage!
This is great guys, let's keep it going! :) xx
 
this is fantastic ;D ;D ;D

36) dont look so mad when i wee on your hand after you've just cleaned us out. doesnt it matter if it goes over the veg, your hand and our lovely new fleece? (Poppy)

37) I will take the nail clippers out fo your hand and throw them across the room, so please dont waste your time trying to trim my nails (Maisy)
 
Awww 1sttimepiggie, I wish mine did that! Spooks likes to nibble so I put him down :) but does respond when I make a tutting sound with a lovely little purr.

Thanks for sharing xx
 
39. I love being cuddled and fussed over, but dont EVER expect me to sit still whilst you pick me up for those cuddles!
40. I dont like having my nails cut, so I will ALWAYS jerk around like I have the hiccups when youre trying to cut them! I dare you to keep enough nerve to still try to clip a moving target!
41. Its not THAT funny when you find me so relaxed that I look like Ive been dropped from a great height and have been splattered!
 
42. We know the cats get a row when they come near us - that's why its so much fun running up to them and then running away again really fast.
43. We don't care if you are protective over your electric cables - we will do anything in our power to get behind and munch on them.
 
If you dont feed all 21 of us immediately we will all stand up on our hind legs to see what is in the bowl before you have chance to put it down ,and what is more the minute you do put it down we will tip it up and run off with the choicest bits before any one else can ,and when we have finished it all up we will organise a chorus to let you know that we could probably manage a bit more - especially if it is MELON!
 
I will fuss when you are not holding me (biscuit)
I Wil wheek when i need hay.
 
the best bit of food is ALWAYS at the bottom of the bowl (even if its pellets) so dont blame me when I have to empty the whole bowl onto the floor to get it. (Fugly)
 
This applies to one of mine only....

'If you brush me, even very gently to try and make me look nice and keep my fur coat in order, I will shriek as if you are trying to murder me!'
 
I will sit and stare at you sleeping until you wake-up. Then as soon as i think you are i'll wheek as loud as i can.(Lady Iris)

If i want to escape then I will and i dont care if you catch me! I'll just keep trying and trying and trying (greta)
 
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