Things you say to your pets...

Betsy

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"Would you like some dandelion leaf?"

Stupid question really as they always want dandelion leaf. Luckily I have dandelions a plenty in my garden!
 

Cavy Kung-Fu

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I always ask my piggies " Who's poop is that?" whenever there is poop on the floor. 😂😂
Haha yes I do that too! :)) And there is always poop on the floor so I say it a lot 😂

Some of my regular things that I couldn’t say to people are:

“Can you stop eating poo and then kissing me?”, it’s a classic Iggy moment. I hope I’ll never have a need to say that to a person!

“Who loves their mummy then?” mostly because I don’t have children and it’s not exactly a pub pick up line.

And finally:

“Please stop peeing down the side of the bed”, another classic Iggy moment. I sincerely hope I’ll never have to say that to a human! :)) Honestly can’t he just get up and pee in a hay tray like the girls?!
 

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I like to sing to my boys all the time, this one to Postman Pat song ... yes my OH says I’m bonkers! :crazy:

Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted
Bill and Ted, with their black and white heads
Early in the morning, just as I am yawning
Get my breakfast woman if you can!
 
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