Things you say to your pets...

[AD12]

...That would sound crazy if you said them to a person.

I'll go first with something I said to Tato earlier: "Sorry, but my thumb is not food".

 

[Patch89]

Bumble that's my nose! The washing has turned to a nibble and it's not food. (followed by big popcorns from bumble)

 

[Swissgreys]

'Please stop that silly noise'

I say this every morning when I am chopping up their breakfast veg and they are wheeking their little heads off.
I always say, it and they never stop.

 

[Betsy]

"Would you like some dandelion leaf?"

Stupid question really as they always want dandelion leaf. Luckily I have dandelions a plenty in my garden!

 

[Nassala]

'Please stop that silly noise'

As a teacher, I find myself saying this to small people every day

 

[Swissgreys]

As a teacher, I find myself saying this to small people every day

And do they stop?

 

[David Piggie Lover]

On my way to work. As I leave the house I say to all my piggies " sorry I'm leaving and see you soon. love you."
Never get a reply but thats ok. x

 

[anyar.dris]

I always say this to my piggies..

"Will you please learn to talk so I would know what is hurting or what's wrong with you."

 

[Allie0078]

“Oh girls! - who wee’d in the food bowl? “

 

[anyar.dris]

“Oh girls! - who wee’d in the food bowl? “

I always ask my piggies " Who's poop is that?" whenever there is poop on the floor.

 

[PurpleGiraffe]

I sing silly songs to them about how much they poop

 

[Sophie B]

Smooooooookey, stop it... (To Smokey)

Daisy, that’s a thumb! (To Daisy)

Ninja hamster! (To Ghost)

Awww Bacon, chicken bum Bacon!
(To Bacon)

Tiny Buddha, hi! (To Tiny Buddha)

I say some random things...

 

[Siikibam]

Stop dropping your poop on the floor!

 

[rhymer]

I always say to my piggies
He's a big pig
He's a big pig
You can be a big pig too.
My daughter started it years ago to a large boar we had called Bazil, and it just kind of stuck.

 

[David Piggie Lover]

I always say to my piggies
He's a big pig
He's a big pig
You can be a big pig too.
My daughter started it years ago to a large boar we had called Bazil, and it just kind of stuck.

Big piggie too.

 

[Nassala]

And do they stop?

Sometimes. Better success rate with people than the piggies, anyway!

 

[Cavy Kung-Fu]

I always ask my piggies " Who's poop is that?" whenever there is poop on the floor.

Haha yes I do that too! And there is always poop on the floor so I say it a lot

Some of my regular things that I couldn’t say to people are:

“Can you stop eating poo and then kissing me?”, it’s a classic Iggy moment. I hope I’ll never have a need to say that to a person!

“Who loves their mummy then?” mostly because I don’t have children and it’s not exactly a pub pick up line.

And finally:

“Please stop peeing down the side of the bed”, another classic Iggy moment. I sincerely hope I’ll never have to say that to a human! Honestly can’t he just get up and pee in a hay tray like the girls?!

 

[lilyandluna]

Hi little poopers!
Good morning little piggies!
Don't eat my hair, stop! stop!
I love you.... I love you too Luna!
You ate your hay so fast, was it yummy? Do you want more?

 

[Bill & Ted]

I like to sing to my boys all the time, this one to Postman Pat song ... yes my OH says I’m bonkers!

Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted
Bill and Ted, with their black and white heads
Early in the morning, just as I am yawning
Get my breakfast woman if you can!

 

[DMS260820]

I say who flipped that bloody carrot cottage over again and left Dot without a shelter, because you stole the one thats the right way up..... BERNARD!