ghostbusterbunny
Adult Guinea Pig
So, Tigger and Munchie were sat on me for cuddles as I was browsing TGPF and to their horror they spotted piggies playing console games. Now, Tigger and Munchie think that consoles are for piggies with no friends who can't manage a keyboard and mouse. They would like to show said piggies how it's done:
Team Fortress 2 is our game of choice. We love shooting humans through the head, lighting them on fire and otherwise causing mischief and mayhem for the opposing team.
Munchie: It's not the easiest thing to master playing on the PC, but I think that whee can offer a valuable insight into just how it's done and give all the piggies out there a lesson: Piggy PC Gaming 101.
Tigger: Yes, yes we can. Now, look at the following pigture and we will explain what whee are up to.
Tigger: My job is to control the charater via the keyboard. I use WASD to move around, R to reload when Munchie is out of ammo or gets a break and wants to make sure that she is ready to blast whoever comes our way, and E to call a medic when we are in need of assistance. I also get to type rude things such as "EAT GRASS, HUMAN!" to our enemies when whee kill them.
Munchie: My job is to control the mouse. Left click shoots the gun which is the most important button on the mouse. Right click is only useful in this particular game really for sniping - it looks down the sights so I can aim it at the enemies' heads. Mummy also helped by setting one of the side buttons to crouch which is very useful for ducking behind things so whee can jump out and surprise the enemy.
Together whee really are unstoppable. Whee can kill, and maim, and burn all the nasty enemy humans in our path and take our team to victory with our awesome skills. Humans do not like to be beaten by guinea pigs, and whee rub their faces in it allllll the time.
That's it for today folks. Thank you for reading our "PC Gaming for Piggies 101" class today.
-Tigger and Munchie
(Pro Pyros)
Team Fortress 2 is our game of choice. We love shooting humans through the head, lighting them on fire and otherwise causing mischief and mayhem for the opposing team.
Munchie: It's not the easiest thing to master playing on the PC, but I think that whee can offer a valuable insight into just how it's done and give all the piggies out there a lesson: Piggy PC Gaming 101.
Tigger: Yes, yes we can. Now, look at the following pigture and we will explain what whee are up to.
Tigger: My job is to control the charater via the keyboard. I use WASD to move around, R to reload when Munchie is out of ammo or gets a break and wants to make sure that she is ready to blast whoever comes our way, and E to call a medic when we are in need of assistance. I also get to type rude things such as "EAT GRASS, HUMAN!" to our enemies when whee kill them.
Munchie: My job is to control the mouse. Left click shoots the gun which is the most important button on the mouse. Right click is only useful in this particular game really for sniping - it looks down the sights so I can aim it at the enemies' heads. Mummy also helped by setting one of the side buttons to crouch which is very useful for ducking behind things so whee can jump out and surprise the enemy.
Together whee really are unstoppable. Whee can kill, and maim, and burn all the nasty enemy humans in our path and take our team to victory with our awesome skills. Humans do not like to be beaten by guinea pigs, and whee rub their faces in it allllll the time.
That's it for today folks. Thank you for reading our "PC Gaming for Piggies 101" class today.
-Tigger and Munchie
(Pro Pyros)
PWNED by piggies 
