To Sir Canute from Mr Henderson

[exia]

Hi hellow Sir Saxon Canute!

I write to you in very big respect of all your intelligence and all the tests you had to take to be the Head of GPU. You're doing a good job, but to be honest I preferred Miss Bramble. Longhaired thing you know.

Now you gave my mamaslave the Cup of Disgrace. Again. Me think this is not fair, my mamaslave is very good.

She only give me Oxbow Hay, and even though I really dont need it she gives me anisesoup everyday and thats the best thing I know!
She also gave me a playground loft and a living baby. Now he's the reason mamaslave has the cup of disgrace, and I think he thinks she deserves it. But we are two! And I'm much older than him.

I think you should rethink this decision, Sir Saxon.

From Harry Henderson

 

[Betsy]

Dear Harry Henderson

The Committee of the GPU knows that your Mamaslave is trying her best now. Your baby is not the reason your Mamaslave got The Cup of Disgrace back, she got it back because she nicked your baby's salad and your baby had the foresight to write and tell me about it.

When another Hooman misbehaves she can pass it on.

"I write to you in very big respect of all your intelligence and all the tests you had to take to be the Head of GPU." As you have "big respect" for me, you should realise that my decision if final and I can't be swayed by appeals. Oh, and you have misunderstood Harry, I'm not head of the GPU, I'm merely the Representative for all piggies in Forumland who have wayward Hoomans.

Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward

 

[exia]

Dear Saxon,

it was worth I try. But we still have to agree to disagree here on this subject. Benny Banana already had his veggies!

Harry the Scary

 

[weepweeps]

There’s no getting around Sir Saxon Canute. I’ve tried a few times to get off the naughty list FOREVER to no avail. Give your mummy lots of kisses until she can pass on the Cup of Disgrace. Hopefully it won’t be too long before someone misbehaves

 

[fluffysal]

Me too....

 

[exia]

There’s no getting around Sir Saxon Canute. I’ve tried a few times to get off the naughty list FOREVER to no avail. Give your mummy lots of kisses until she can pass on the Cup of Disgrace. Hopefully it won’t be too long before someone misbehaves

I miss Bramble. She would have understand me. Its a hairthing!

Me too....

You're always playing with fire. Sir G told me!

 

[Betsy]

I miss Bramble. She would have understand me. Its a hairthing!

Dear Hairy Harry Henderson

I appreciate the fact that you miss me as your Union Rep and Shop Steward, but things have to move on. I taught Saxon all I know to become your Union Rep and Shop Steward. I do understand that you think your Hooman has The Cup of Disgrace unfairly, but I have read what happened and I agree with Saxon that she should not have eaten Benny Boy's salad.

The Cup will be passed on to the next Slave who misbehaves.

Your friend

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward (retired)

PS I love your bangs and your unruly furstyle.