Lorcan
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Hi all,
Yesterday we had something called "visitors". Tony insists they were actually here to visit him, but they asked if they could see us and he said yes. We know we're the only ones really worth visiting in this household mind you, but we suppose we could let him believe otherwise. We were awake when the visitors came and we thought they'd brought food (why else would visitors visit?) and they didn't, but we did have a good sniff at their fingers (and I tried nibbling on a few, they tasted strange - Bann) and said hello and wheeked a lot.
The visitors and Tony were chatting, although Tony was telling them why we were so much work so we decided to wheek louder to drown out his lies(!) and one of the visitors said Tony was making us sound like children. Tony laughed a lot, and claimed children were easier to deal with. At least children understand what "no" and "quiet" meant.
We wheeked louder again, we know he has baby plum tomatoes in the fridge. We'd have liked some tomatoes. Tony insisted we'd been fed (but we clearly weren't fed enough - Camowen) and weren't hungry, but sighed and picked up a large amount of hay and gave it to us. Then laughed at Camowen (the audacity!) because he ran underneath the pile before it reached the floor and ended up covered in hay.
Tony says Camowen's gonna cost him a fortune with a haypoke some day. Pfft, whatever. The visitors asked why he gave us more hay because we already had hay. He said it was because it kept us quiet. He likes the quiet life. But we like to be noisy. He says it's a good thing we're cute.
Yours truly,
the pigs who like to shriek all day long.
Yesterday we had something called "visitors". Tony insists they were actually here to visit him, but they asked if they could see us and he said yes. We know we're the only ones really worth visiting in this household mind you, but we suppose we could let him believe otherwise. We were awake when the visitors came and we thought they'd brought food (why else would visitors visit?) and they didn't, but we did have a good sniff at their fingers (and I tried nibbling on a few, they tasted strange - Bann) and said hello and wheeked a lot.
The visitors and Tony were chatting, although Tony was telling them why we were so much work so we decided to wheek louder to drown out his lies(!) and one of the visitors said Tony was making us sound like children. Tony laughed a lot, and claimed children were easier to deal with. At least children understand what "no" and "quiet" meant.
We wheeked louder again, we know he has baby plum tomatoes in the fridge. We'd have liked some tomatoes. Tony insisted we'd been fed (but we clearly weren't fed enough - Camowen) and weren't hungry, but sighed and picked up a large amount of hay and gave it to us. Then laughed at Camowen (the audacity!) because he ran underneath the pile before it reached the floor and ended up covered in hay.
Tony says Camowen's gonna cost him a fortune with a haypoke some day. Pfft, whatever. The visitors asked why he gave us more hay because we already had hay. He said it was because it kept us quiet. He likes the quiet life. But we like to be noisy. He says it's a good thing we're cute.
Yours truly,
the pigs who like to shriek all day long.
