Waiting for shopping delivery…..by Hector.

[AidaB]

I am soooooo hungry….. I am having to eat cardboard for my tea. Mummy slave thought it was a great idea to order a shopping delivery instead of going to the shops. So after a long car journey, and a lovely holiday with yummy treats, all she had to offer was the cucumber we hadn’t eaten on the trip & a tiny bit of lettuce. Tea veg is now over an hour late and I would like coriander NOW!
From Hector pig

 

[weepweeps]

Poor Hector, hope the delivery arrives soon and mummy slave has ordered extra coriander.

 

[Swissgreys]

Oh Hector - how very trying for you.
May I suggest a quick nip for your human slave when the opportunity next arises?
Love Ruby xx

 

[AidaB]

Oh Hector - how very trying for you.
May I suggest a quick nip for your human slave when the opportunity next arises?
Love Ruby xx

Thank you for your suggestion Ruby, I have resisted giving my human a nip so far.
Coriander finally arrived.
I ate it soo fast.
This is me pretending I don’t like green pepper.
Have a good night

 

[VickiA]

Oh, my lot hate it when we’ve been away and there’s precious little left in the veggies drawer of the fridge. Good job your online delivery arrived and there was coriander!

 

[Bill & Ted]

Hello Hector from Hector
We have been boarding over Christmas but it’s nice to be home again. We sent that slave out as soon as we got back for plenty of treats including coriander our favourite and grass too. Here I am waiting for my treats

 

[PigglePuggle]

Oh Hector my piggies also feel the pain of waiting for the online shopping delivery, they say Tuesday's lettuces didnt arrive until almost 7pm and we almost starved, and the annoying hooman kept raising our hopes coming in our room to look out of the window for the delivery van!
We gave the Sainsbury's man a good wheeky shouting at when he finally got here, then we got a whole bag of babyleaf butterhead lettuce leaves, but 7pm is... almost breakfast time, so we wheeked all night just to make sure the hooman felt our outrage!

 

[AidaB]

Hello Hector!
You look super comfy.
Ohhhh grass...... that sounds delicious, not seen any of that since the weather turned cold. We are looking forward to the warm weather.
Love Hector

Hello Hector from Hector
We have been boarding over Christmas but it’s nice to be home again. We sent that slave out as soon as we got back for plenty of treats including coriander our favourite and grass too. Here I am waiting for my treats

 

[Merab]

Dear Hector, not going to the shops to ensure a timely delivery of coriander shows a worrying laziness in your slave.
We Hope there is no repeat of such neglect.
Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah

 

[eileen]

Oh Hector,I'm going to have to take a long drive to kidnap you.you look soooo.. scrummy!

 

[Bill & Ted]

Hello Hector!
You look super comfy.
Ohhhh grass...... that sounds delicious, not seen any of that since the weather turned cold. We are looking forward to the warm weather.
Love Hector

Hi Hector
Slave manages to find a bit for us so we have some every evening, luckily down in Cornwall we still have to cut the grass (although that doesn’t impress slave at all) as it rarely gets that cold it stops growing

Love Hector