with our human. she has figured out how to stop us from burrowing under the rugs..and now we cant hastily shred our puppy pad, or the newspaper. She has ziptied the begeesus out of it..and we can no longer enjoy our favorite game of "under the rug olymics". she also removed the fleece pad we loved to toss about and wee and poo on ..and replaced it with a squishy fleese bed that takes up the whole shelf instead of just half. While it is very comphy....we cant remove it from the shelf and toss it around...dosent our human know we do not want our bed ziptied to the cage. what is it with the zipties...the woman has gone ziptie crazy.
also could someone please explain to the human that we are to be fed EVERY SINGLE TIME WE WHEEK at her. Yes yes..I know the vet said no extras...we are getting too pudgy...but what he dosent know wont hurt him. Seriously ...all you other piggys seem to have your human trained...why must ours only feed us when SHE wants to.
I'm sure we could have a bad human and not get any attention at all..but seriously if our human breaks out the hair brush one more time..we are going to bite her thumb off...we like our hair messy ..thank you very much.
I do think she's pretty cool when she's forking over the goodies..but really as we mentioned already..she's holdin out on the really yummy stuff like our bannanas and carrots. we only get them once a week...that is NOT enough. and she's been really heavy on the hay. wihle we like our hay...its harder to pull out and make our giant mess..when she packs it in very tight. We are not amused at this....we LIKE our mess.
our human also insists upon poo scooping our very stratigical placement poo's. um..really human..there is SUPPOSE to be poo in our food dish. WE PUT IT THERE FOR A REASON.
well...i guess we've complained enough.
Love,
Smores n Choco
ps: can you pass the message to our humans that the tv should always be tuned to "i love lucy" ..we like that show.
Well smores and choco said thier peace..so I get to say mine right?
I'm a good boy. I dont dig under my rug, and mommy (Not going to be mean and call her human like s n c do.)...leaves my rug just how I like it...nice, soft, clean and the ends sticking up so I can cuddle up against it. If I could talk in human words I'd say thank you very much..mommy got us new fleece beds...its so big I can stretch out all four paws...and lay my head on the rolled up part. she finds the greatest stuff. If I have any complaint it would be that smores would quit trying to hump me to death when we go for a romp in the playpen. Gosh he's annoying. I kick at him and tell him to cut it out...but usually he ends up trying again. dummy...I'm a boy..he's a boy..and well oh well. you get the idea.
And besides I AM TOP PIG ..darnit.
mommy was so happy the other day..she got me to eat some parsley. I usually dont like it..but since she's kinda cut out the extras we used to get all the time...I decided I'd try it..and am glad I did. I did not care for the vet calling me "pudgy" . I am NOT pudgy. I am ...well rounded. Ah what does he know anyway..he was a bit "pudgy " himself.
well ta ta for now...hopefully mommy will get that darn camera **** fixed soon and get some pictures on here for you all to see.
love and wheeks,
gus.
Ps: please tell mommy my bum hair is just fine the way it is..if I want it trimmed I will do it myself !
also could someone please explain to the human that we are to be fed EVERY SINGLE TIME WE WHEEK at her. Yes yes..I know the vet said no extras...we are getting too pudgy...but what he dosent know wont hurt him. Seriously ...all you other piggys seem to have your human trained...why must ours only feed us when SHE wants to.
I'm sure we could have a bad human and not get any attention at all..but seriously if our human breaks out the hair brush one more time..we are going to bite her thumb off...we like our hair messy ..thank you very much.
I do think she's pretty cool when she's forking over the goodies..but really as we mentioned already..she's holdin out on the really yummy stuff like our bannanas and carrots. we only get them once a week...that is NOT enough. and she's been really heavy on the hay. wihle we like our hay...its harder to pull out and make our giant mess..when she packs it in very tight. We are not amused at this....we LIKE our mess.
our human also insists upon poo scooping our very stratigical placement poo's. um..really human..there is SUPPOSE to be poo in our food dish. WE PUT IT THERE FOR A REASON.
well...i guess we've complained enough.
Love,
Smores n Choco
ps: can you pass the message to our humans that the tv should always be tuned to "i love lucy" ..we like that show.
Well smores and choco said thier peace..so I get to say mine right?
I'm a good boy. I dont dig under my rug, and mommy (Not going to be mean and call her human like s n c do.)...leaves my rug just how I like it...nice, soft, clean and the ends sticking up so I can cuddle up against it. If I could talk in human words I'd say thank you very much..mommy got us new fleece beds...its so big I can stretch out all four paws...and lay my head on the rolled up part. she finds the greatest stuff. If I have any complaint it would be that smores would quit trying to hump me to death when we go for a romp in the playpen. Gosh he's annoying. I kick at him and tell him to cut it out...but usually he ends up trying again. dummy...I'm a boy..he's a boy..and well oh well. you get the idea.
And besides I AM TOP PIG ..darnit.
mommy was so happy the other day..she got me to eat some parsley. I usually dont like it..but since she's kinda cut out the extras we used to get all the time...I decided I'd try it..and am glad I did. I did not care for the vet calling me "pudgy" . I am NOT pudgy. I am ...well rounded. Ah what does he know anyway..he was a bit "pudgy " himself.
well ta ta for now...hopefully mommy will get that darn camera **** fixed soon and get some pictures on here for you all to see.
love and wheeks,
gus.
Ps: please tell mommy my bum hair is just fine the way it is..if I want it trimmed I will do it myself !
