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Danielle Smith

Danielle Smith

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Friday night, should be having a beer or two with friends, table-top roleplaying or watching a moving and relaxing. Not piggy parents!

OH and I have had 154 little nails to cut, at least 3 serious butt-cuts and washes to give out, 9 bodies full of luscious locks to give a serious brush-over, at least one penis encased in smegma to wipe/pick (!) clean and four butts to extract hair wads out of :vom:.

Plus three cages to clean, two 3x6 and one 2x6.

I was meant to be cleaning the house for our friend arriving tomorrow. Instead that'll be done frantically in the morning after the vet's appointment :doh:. Need to take all the piggy waste plus the crap bale of hay to the tip in the morning too...

How are you all spending your wheekends?

PS. Any tips on brushing piggies with seriously thick hair is appreciated!
 
Oh my I don't know about my weekend but I know I just spent a good while recovering after another wad of hair etc came out of Mo's butt just now on the fleece! The stuff absolutely stinks- and to think he only had a bum baths etc yesterday. *face palm* luckily little Steve is yet to grace me with anything like that but I'm sure it'll happen. The stink is is still very much here...
 
It's like their bums are acting like little hoovers! With the amount of hair I find up there I'm astounded at the amount left on the fleece... I could surely make a tenth guinea pig out of the leavings by now... I also forgot how stinky un-neutered boars were, my baby boys have figured out how to flip their anal sacs inside out, and oh the smell!
 
oh crikey! That doesn't sound the most pleasant Friday night. Mines not any better though to be honest, I'm having a flare up so dosed up to the eyeballs on prescription painkillers, finished work early as I couldn't cope (will make the hours up another week) and sat watching tv and not having a drink as the doctor told me I need to stop washing my pain relief down with vodka... even if it does help me sleep lol
 
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