ghostbusterbunny
Adult Guinea Pig
Hi everyone, Ozzy here!
I has taken over the slave's computer to come and complain to you all about my slave and the horrible, horrible(!) thing she did to us today (I say us, I should probably explain that Sora (my bestest buddy in the whole wide world!) is sat on the slave and will not let her go).
"What did she do Ozzy?", I hear you ask. Well. WELL. She bathed us! Imagine the cheek of her, she brings us into the kitchen, all prepared with brushes, scissors and shampoo, and "the tub". Well as soon as whee saw "the tub" whee just wanted to escape and get as far away from the slave as whee could! Whee knew what was going to happen next! She took us, one by one, and dunked us in the water, getting us alllllll wet and horrible. She said that whee were a pair of stinky boars that needed a haircut. Whee was perfectly fine, thank you very much, but no.
Anyway, I have come to complain about our slave because she has made me look STUPID. I mean, I'm a boar. I'm supposed to have long dreadlocks and be greasy and horrible. That's boariness for you! But no. I'm not even allowed to start work on dreads and this time the slave was feeling braver and decided to go for an even more severe haircut than last time! I look ridiculous. My butthair stands up so I now look like Einstein (that lucky boy makes me jealous - but his butt hair looks silly!) and I don't look like a walking mop anymore. Sora got away with it. The slave likes his hair and just gives him a trim to stop him getting it dirty! I have way more hair though, so the slave wanted to tidy me up a bit.
That said, I must be kinda cute because the slave's mum even risked getting a lumpy horrible allergic reaction to give me a little chin tickle. I'm speshul. Sora just sat there looking miserable, so he got a tickle too - nothing to do with his cuteness.
Oh noes. The slave is overpowering Sora! I'll go now, maybe the slave will take some proper pigtures of us tomorrow and show you just what she did to me!
Loves,
Ozzy (and Sora!) x
I has taken over the slave's computer to come and complain to you all about my slave and the horrible, horrible(!) thing she did to us today (I say us, I should probably explain that Sora (my bestest buddy in the whole wide world!) is sat on the slave and will not let her go).
"What did she do Ozzy?", I hear you ask. Well. WELL. She bathed us! Imagine the cheek of her, she brings us into the kitchen, all prepared with brushes, scissors and shampoo, and "the tub". Well as soon as whee saw "the tub" whee just wanted to escape and get as far away from the slave as whee could! Whee knew what was going to happen next! She took us, one by one, and dunked us in the water, getting us alllllll wet and horrible. She said that whee were a pair of stinky boars that needed a haircut. Whee was perfectly fine, thank you very much, but no.
Anyway, I have come to complain about our slave because she has made me look STUPID. I mean, I'm a boar. I'm supposed to have long dreadlocks and be greasy and horrible. That's boariness for you! But no. I'm not even allowed to start work on dreads and this time the slave was feeling braver and decided to go for an even more severe haircut than last time! I look ridiculous. My butthair stands up so I now look like Einstein (that lucky boy makes me jealous - but his butt hair looks silly!) and I don't look like a walking mop anymore. Sora got away with it. The slave likes his hair and just gives him a trim to stop him getting it dirty! I have way more hair though, so the slave wanted to tidy me up a bit.
That said, I must be kinda cute because the slave's mum even risked getting a lumpy horrible allergic reaction to give me a little chin tickle. I'm speshul. Sora just sat there looking miserable, so he got a tickle too - nothing to do with his cuteness.
Oh noes. The slave is overpowering Sora! I'll go now, maybe the slave will take some proper pigtures of us tomorrow and show you just what she did to me!
Loves,
Ozzy (and Sora!) x
