Whee have had a very traumatic experience:(

[klee]

Hello fellow piggies,

After reading the 'Wanted: new human' thread we were shocked to read about how your humans treat you. But we have now had a very traumatic experience ourselves and had to report back to you.

The hooman took us inside in our cosey, we were nice and snuggly one minute and the next we were in a plastic box in a big white thing.

We didn't know what was happening so we sat still. All of a sudden a big gush of water came and soaked both of us, we were very scared.

We sat still and then the hooman put this soapy, smelly stuff on us and it made us look all white and fluffy. We tried to escape from the bowl and managed to jump out into the big white thing, there was no escape and it was very slippy.

Ruby: This is me not being able to stand properly.

We tried to run away but the hooman caught us and poured some more water on us.

She then scooped us up and started rubbing us with a towel, but not before I (Ruby) had soaked the hooman by scrambling up to her shoulders.

Esme: I managed to escape the towel and had a lie on the cosey

Esme: I really wasn't impressed.

She then got the burrrrrrrry thing out and it blew air on us, it was very noisy, I (Ruby) didn't mind it too much, in fact I quite liked it and forgave the hooman by licking her arms.

We snuggled in the towel together until we got bored and ran off.

We then went back into the cosey, nice and dry and back into the hutch!

Rosie has told us what we have experienced is called a 'baff', whee hope we won't ever need another one.

Ruby and Esme

 

[sport_billy]

Noooooooooo, your hooman is eviiill, can't believe you got a baff...

Your slave should be made to bring you lots of noms now to make up for its.
Wheeeeee think you are very pretty x) you have been baffed now so should never need anotha one

 

[Toffeewoffee]

So this is what a baff is...? We had one of these a while back and wondered what on earf was going on, the slave has been mentioning it lots lately, ut oh........ Any slaves out there want to rescue us quickly? Pwease? Lilly, toffee, minnie and especially scrummy xxxxx

 

[piggyfan]

Aww sweet girls. How lovely you got kisses while using a hair dryer. Mine try to run away through the whole thing!

 

[melody]

LOL x)x)x)

 

[klee]

Noooooooooo, your hooman is eviiill, can't believe you got a baff...

Your slave should be made to bring you lots of noms now to make up for its.
Wheeeeee think you are very pretty x) you have been baffed now so should never need anotha one

Whee had a basssilll leave each, as a special treat once we were dried, and the hooman has just chucked us a hay cake to share. I think your guilt trip might have worked

 

[klee]

So this is what a baff is...? We had one of these a while back and wondered what on earf was going on, the slave has been mentioning it lots lately, ut oh........ Any slaves out there want to rescue us quickly? Pwease? Lilly, toffee, minnie and especially scrummy xxxxx

Yes, that's what Rosie said, and she has had lots of 'baffs' as she is a floofy pig. She doesn't mind them too much she said, but if the slave puts her in the 'sink' she likes to try and jump out. It was very scary for us though

 

[Piggie Life]

You had a baff? When our hooman pours water on us he calls it a 'barf', maybe hoomans are different here ? :{

 

[klee]

You had a baff? When our hooman pours water on us he calls it a 'barf', maybe hoomans are different here ? :{

Well that's what Rosie said. She is quite old though, and her hearing is not what it used to be ( don't tell her that though) It certainly sounds like what we had so maybe a 'baff' and a 'barf' is the same thing? Humans eh?

 

[mikulinek]

Our hoooming says we need a woshh (Caramel and I know what that is..) at the end of the munf (whatever that is). Crumpet and Kofi have no idea what a woshh or a baff are. I like it but Caramel hates it - silly pig

Hope you all enjoyed your woshh day

Biscuit x

 

[MerryPip]

Whee had a baff this wheek too and now we smell all funny and flowery... If you is a boar then hoomans sumtimes they put this slimey green stuff on your smelly bum nbit first before the baff. It's nasty. Whee spend ages getting it like that then they spoil it...

But Suilvy like to swim so he prefers it when we have baffs in the big plastic box not the sink. Not me tho...

Angus & Mish scream like they is being murdered. I don't know what is the fuss. I has been having baffs since I was titchy as I is a floofy pig and my hooman said I had ringworms when I was baby so I had loadsa baffs.

Love Arran. x

 

[Guinea pigs <3]

Uh oh - soggy piggies drool!

 

[Glynis]

Dear Ruby and Esme,

HUMPH me understands pigsactly what you went thru, i was attacked yesterday with the water and the noisy blowy thing, i was told that i was pooey and wet and needed a barth....... in OZ whee say it that way like a combo of you'se all !

i was NOT happy cause i din't get any treaties either! mallethead but i did get snuggles and told i was booootiful x)

brrrrrrr's, friendly of course, to you both,

Velvey x

 

[Christofur]

Sorry to hear about your traumatic experience Ruby and Esme. I have had baff before too and its very scary.

This wheek I got caught in the rain and dried off in the car which wasnt so bad.... but baffs are scary indeed.

Glad to hear you are okay now though,

CP
xx