Whee must protest

[boozyfruits]

The other night whee were watching a film with Piggy Mummy and Piggy Daddy, and whee've found out that whee are even more hard done by than whee thought.

The film was 'Lord of the Rings' - not a very good film as there were no guinea pigs in it, and the orks scared Arthur.
But there are little people called Hobbits, and (in our opinion) they have got the right idea about meals.
First Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Lunch, Afternoonsies, Tea, Dinner and Supper.
Now that's more like it!

Whee only get fed twice a day, or three times a day if Dad is not at work!
Whee feel this is a terrible state of affairs.

Are Whee the only ones hard done by?

Yours in protest,
Junior
Self-appointed SpokesPig
On behalf of the Cumbrian Fighting Boars (Carlisle Division) - Monty, Arthur, Harry and Junior

P.S. i haven't forgotten that i won the easter competition, and i will post some more pigtures of gorgeous me soon

 

[Sarah from Chucklebunnies]

Whee would like to add our names to this protest, although we don't know what hobbits are we feel that they have the right idea. Whee would like feeding many times a day, many many times!

Signed; Carmina, Columbine, Carmeline, Carmilla and Chamomile (who is a bit young still to vote but asked nicely to be included)

 

[Wheeky]

Whee feel the same way. Whee once saw an episide of Father Ted in which it was stated that "Meals are at eleven, one, half-two, three, five, seven, and nine, and if you want a quick snack, you can just ask Mrs. Doyle there."

Whee would like a similar system to be implemented in this household.

Signed,
Ollie and Elliot.

 

[boozyfruits]

Where does Mrs Doyle live please? Can she come and visit?
Whee would like her to come round and give mum and dad a talking to!
Junior

 

[boozyfruits]

Sorry Folks, i'll try explain Mrs Doyle to him later.
i knew it was a bad idea leaving the laptop next to the piggy cages....mallethead
from Becca
aka Piggy Mummy (apparently)

 

[piggyme234]

Whee would like to add our names to the protest at the amount of food that Mummy gives us. Perhaps Grandma is a hobbit because I'm sure whee nearly get fed that often when she is in charge but then Mummy says whee have had too much and gives us less for supper It is an outrage that guinea pigs have to wait for food when the humans can have some whenever they like.

Signed Rosie, Poppy, Daisy, Charlotte, Lexi and Kizzy