Whee were all given a bath today!

[cucumber cuties]

Today our cruel slaves decided to give us all a bath! grrrr Whee are not happy with them at all and glared at them while they washed us. They also insisted on cleaning our grease glands as if none of this was bad enough! Once we were all dry they put us outside in the run to eat some grass. When whee were brought back in they clipped our claws! What did whee ever do to deserve this? Whee are now not speaking to either of them although the homemade treats they gave us were lovely. drool
Whee have decided to leave home. can whee stay with you? From Marble, Hartley, Liquorice and Romeo
(Slave cannot upload pictures due to problems with photobucket but she will try to soon)

 

[Sarah-sore]

What a mean slave you have!
Whee hate hate hate bathes, whee don't understand why whee need bathes. Sometimes we'd rather just be dirty, but our slave will not alow that.
Our slave has been talking about bathing us:...:...:...
You can totally come and stay with us, the more the marror((I have no idea how to spell that LOL)! |)|)
Sincerely Rusty & Lillithx>>

 

[Glynis]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

of course you can come and live with us, you just need to use Bella's hole rolleyes or maybe PigAir can whisk you here fast!
wheeeeeeeeeeeky loves to you all XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

p.s. maybe the slaves will be nice tomoro? surely you can't go thru all that again! eeeeeeeeeeeek

 

[Lilly]

You wouldn't like it here. Mummy has us scheduled for baths on Sunday. She says our grease glands are greasy. Well, duh, they are called grease glands! If she gets them ungreasy what are we supposed to call them then?

 

[MerryPip]

Whee **** baffs is outrageous.... Whee get ourselves lovely and stinky and boarly then our slaves come and cover us in smelly stuffs and water and make us all clean again! They even blow us with the big hot iar thingy tho Rani quite like it cos he is a big diva/tart.

Whee **** baffs should be banned!

The other day whee were all made wet for no reason! Whee didn't even have the smelly stuff... The slave says sumfin about keepin us cool. Least she didn't chop all Rani's hair off again....

Love and wheeks of anti-baff solidarity,

Suilven, Arran (Rani), Hamish & Angus.

 

[cucumber cuties]

Slave managed to upload pictures!

More to come...

 

[cucumber cuties]

Then our slaves made us treats!

One of our slaves also made us something to run under!

Slave couldnt get pictures of Liquorice and Romeo getting the treats because they didnt even notice the treats were there! However when the slaves arrived to feed us this morning the treats were gone

 

[cucumber cuties]

bump

 

[floco]

Hahaha what a horrible slave!

 

[Choccy]

Awwww!

Choccy, Patches and Georgie send thoughts of solidarity too.

Don't trust our stoopid slave! Whee were given baths today too! We spent all afternoon grooming ourselves afterwards to get rid of the flowery girly smell. We're boars, we're supposed to smell manly!

Which is why we did a lot of poos and lay down in them to get our tummies dirty before our slave could spot check them and take our poos away!

Patches is very proud that his white belly is a nice muddy brown!

 

[Smores_n_choco]

Shhhhhhh! Don't say ** baff word, whees don't want our Hooman getting any ideas. Whees get enough of those horrid things as it is, so sorry you had to endures such a torturous treatment....we say veggie burritos should be paid...that's what our human pays us after whee is done with the b thing. Our hooman poste recipie some time back ifs * want

 

[piggyfan]

Aww they really do seem to sulk!

 

[sport_billy]

poor gorgeous soggy piggles!