Why Clover is naughty and I should get treats for my pain. By Stella.

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Dear GPU,

Today Clover got annoyed because I was very clever and stood on my hind legs to get lettuce:

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She decided to take revenge while the Slave's back was turned. Later, being a smart girl, I hacked the security cams. I now have cold hard evidence about what she did! Behold:

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Don't I deserve treats for enduring and reporting this?! Help me GPU!

Yours very indignant,
Stella

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Dear Stella

Clover is a very cheeky girl. Lexi is cheeky too. Sometimes friends do take advantage but we don't have to accept it. Sometimes when I get really annoyed with Lexi I rumble at her so that she knows I'm not happy. Are you good at rumbling? It's quite a fun thing to do. Have a practise while Clover is asleep.

What you need to do is copy what Clover does but do it carefully so she doesn't realise that you're actually copying her. Remember what she does on one day and then do it a day later. She will have forgotten by then and think that you're really clever. Try to get to the food that you Slave is offering first even if it means nudging Clover out of the way.

Yours hoping my advice gets results

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear Stella,

You have a housemate like that too?! I'm glad it's not just me. I keep having to find new, interesting and weird ways to make sure I can reach the veg first or I miss out and that can't be right, can it?

Yours,
(human interjection here - both of the Goblins sent identical copies of this same message, the only difference being who signed which one.)
 
Betsy said:
Dear Stella

Clover is a very cheeky girl. Lexi is cheeky too. Sometimes friends do take advantage but we don't have to accept it. Sometimes when I get really annoyed with Lexi I rumble at her so that she knows I'm not happy. Are you good at rumbling? It's quite a fun thing to do. Have a practise while Clover is asleep.

What you need to do is copy what Clover does but do it carefully so she doesn't realise that you're actually copying her. Remember what she does on one day and then do it a day later. She will have forgotten by then and think that you're really clever. Try to get to the food that you Slave is offering first even if it means nudging Clover out of the way.

Yours hoping my advice gets results

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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Thank you for your advice. I enjoy rumbling too! I am practicing a very loud one to surprise her with tomorrow – wish me luck!
You will also be pleased to hear that the slave gave me my lettuce piece before giving Clover her's, because I ran up to the loft and was closer to the slave! Tee hee! :D
 
Lorcan said:
Dear Stella,

You have a housemate like that too?! I'm glad it's not just me. I keep having to find new, interesting and weird ways to make sure I can reach the veg first or I miss out and that can't be right, can it?

Yours,
(human interjection here - both of the Goblins sent identical copies of this same message, the only difference being who signed which one.)
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Human interjection?! Slaves aren't allowed on here! Their only purpose in life is to give us food, as we all know. We don't want to take away their purpose and make them sad, so banning them from here is for their own good. :nod:
 
Adelyn said:
Human interjection?! Slaves aren't allowed on here! Their only purpose in life is to give us food, as we all know. We don't want to take away their purpose and make them sad, so banning them from here is for their own good. :nod:
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Only to ensure nobody thought they'd been daft enough to send the same letter twice. :whistle:
 
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