Will trade

[Smores_n_choco]

human for food, hay, food, food, hidey house, grass, carrots, parsley, newspaper to nibble on , oh yeah...and food.

THE HUMAN dared to take us kings out of our palace, and place us into a condo! She says we are smaller, and that gus and patch are bigger and need more room than we do because we get along better with each other and dont need as much "space to oursevls"...um...who cares about them. WE WANT OUR HOUSE BACK.

This one is smaller, it has less toys and doohickys to nom on, we've been taken down to ONE pigloo and once cardbord box with three exits. Um...yea we kinda like the box (in fact its guite tasty)..but we want our other pigloo back.


Love,
smores n choco


ps: can you please tell gus that MY toy he is now chompin on is MINE..not his.



(i decided to do a switcheroo because gus pesters the crap out of patch and patch is not up for "playing" but for a little bit. Gus wants to play ALL DAY and patch is still to nervous for that)...considering they are in the play pen most of the day, and that smores n choco really do like being TOGETHER all the time....and will share the hidey hut or what not even if there is four in there..that I'd just put up a towel and leave that curtianed off hidey spot..and put the two that need "more" neutral grounds space in the larger of the two cages....

smores and choco are not impressed.

I was going to buy cnc grids with my first pay check..but sadly the job did not work out. The boss was an incompetent jerk and I will not put up with being walked on. I will put up with only so much turd. so..unfortunatly the smallish cages will just have to do for now. They do each have thier own things, and hidey spot..so I've not "tourtured" them as they seem to think.

 

[CandyFloss]

Oh dear! Demand compensation to be paid in veggitibbles!

Sherbet, Rolo and Smartie-pants
xx

 

[Smores_n_choco]

Well she did make us veggi burritos but that Dosent begin to make up for smaller accommodations.

Hmmmmph we r kings and she the slave!
Note she will make a proper apology with fresh clover tomm or we will chew threw bars up onto her bed and fluff in her face !

 

[Smores_n_choco]

Um s'mores if We"s can chew thru the bars then it don't matter which houseywe live in cuz we "s can go where we want to......
Choco-shuts it up!

 

[sport_billy]

wheeeee thinks you should nibbles her feeties when you are next out

 

[Wiebke]

How many handfuls of grass do you value your human at?

 

[Smores_n_choco]

How many handfuls of grass do you value your human at?

hmmmmm we thinks 100 handfulls of grass may do the job. but then again we are rather displeased with the human so her "worth" may be in guestion

but then we do have to count in the veggie burritos she made.

Hmmmmm....
yes...we'll just stick with the 100 handfulls. (if it happens to contain clover as well we may just throw in the man human too..he ignored us when he came in from work this morning).


Note from human:
veggie burritos

Ingredients:
one large cabbage leaf
one large romaine lettuce (or other lettuce) leaf
shredded cabbage and lettuce
carrot shreds (not chunks)
carrot tops
grass, parsley or other "condiments" as wished


take large leaf of lettuce, place flat on cutting board...fill in with all the other goodies like you would a human burrito. roll ending with a large fluffy burrito style veggie thingy. Place in cabbage leaf...roll just as you did the other.
I take a knife and punch a hole down thru it and then take a sturdy peice of carrot and use it like people do toothpicks on a sandwhich to hold it together. I then divide it, and punch hole/stab with sturdy peice of carrot....and each piggy gets thier own veggie burrito.
They have loads of fun digging, chewing, ect. Oh...and I sprinkle clover on top as "cheese"...lol.

would take a picture but I'm out of cabbage, and big leafs of lettuce right now..,as thier veggie burrito used up the last of it. |)
I'll try and remember next time i'm making one.

 

[Smores_n_choco]

wheeeee thinks you should nibbles her feeties when you are next out

thats a good idea...but last time gusterson tryed that he came back with some glittery stuff all over his face...human calls it nail polish? whee hopes she doesnt get any ideas about our nails being polished...they are just fine like that thankyou. and besides that stuff REEKS.>>>

 

[CandyFloss]

Thanks for the burrito recipe. Whee shall make sure our hooman gets it and makes us burritos ASAP,

Sherbet, Rolo and Smartie-pants
x

 

[Glynis]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek ?/

boyz dis is not good!
have you tried to make a run for it and jump back into your Palace?
ouch stop nudging me Velvet............. Onyx ONYX.........they might hurt themselves! oooh me not think of that............boyz don't do that then!
Well what shoulda they do?
mmm they should give their hooman mom a look of disgust (aka stink eye) and then........turn around and act sad or something ........ hey good idea Onyx whee should try that..............Onyx whee aren't being moved! oh yeah

sorry bout this boyz maybe you will get it back soon........
it's all cause Gus can't leave Patch alone :x tsk tsk tsk !

 

[Smores_n_choco]

Gusterson and patchy had a tiny spiff ober veggitbals yesterday so the human says we gonna moves to the condo. But the condo does come with a nice shaped top thingy....s'mores its called a ruf, a ruf....what's a ruf....that nice shaped top thingy....boys its called a roof. Shuts it Gusterson and pooch...that's patch,ok ok patch you shuts it , this is our spot and besides we r mad at you! Anyways as I wa saying before mister know it all inturupteded it's got a slant roof were we likes to do parsley chin ups!