12 days of Christmas- the cage cleaning version!

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Was just singing this to myself while doing the cage cleans...

On the first day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the second day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the third day of cage cleans, my piggies gave to me, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding, and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the fourth day of cage cleans my puggies gave to me, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the 5th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 5 disgusting cage liners! 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

Does anyone want to fill in the rest of the song...?
 
On the seventh day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
 
On the eighth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
 
On the ninth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
 
On the 10th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
 
On the11th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 wee in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
 
On the 12th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me...
12 hours of cleaning, 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matter vet beds, 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
 
The full song:

On the first day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the second day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the third day of cage cleans, my piggies gave to me, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding, and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the fourth day of cage cleans my puggies gave to me, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the 5th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 5 disgusting cage liners! 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the sixth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the seventh day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the eighth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the ninth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the 10th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the11th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 wee in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!

On the 12th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me...
12 hours of cleaning, 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
 
Sophie B said:
The full song:

On the first day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the second day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the third day of cage cleans, my piggies gave to me, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding, and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the fourth day of cage cleans my puggies gave to me, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the 5th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 5 disgusting cage liners! 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the sixth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the seventh day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the ninth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the 10th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the11th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 wee in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!

On the 12th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me...
12 hours of cleaning, 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
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Just noticed we got 8th day missing?
 
SkyPipDotBernie said:
And on the 13th day of Christmas...
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VickiA said:
I’m still a bit shocked that a nice impaction didn’t feature in there somewhere...
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OK Just for you @VickiA ....

On the thirteenth day of piggy cleans my piggies gave to me one stinky impaction, 12 hours of cleaning, 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
 
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