4 Defiant Little Thugs!

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Well i have just had a delightful bedtime med/feed routine..

12am- hoover the girls vetbeds, tidy up hay, change water.
Bedtime veg.
Make up and administer crunchies meds.
Get in bed, headphones in..

12.10am OVER my loud music, i hear a racket..
Fudge has tipped both Pigloos over.
So up i get, fix them, back to bed. Headphones in..

12.20am Poppet is grating her teeth on the inside of her plastic pigloo (apparantly its her new thing).
Get up, give poppet a toy from their floor time box.
Back to bed, headphones in..

12.25am poppet is biting the bars- mallow is popcorning to the sweet song of metal and teeth, banging into everything as she goes.
Tell crunchie to go in her bed (shes at the bars winding poppet up)
Tell mallow to calm down before she breaks something (i.e herself)
Back to bed, headphones in..

12.35am all 4 start singing the song of their people.
I pull my headphones out my ears, and wonder what I'm being punished for..
They stop, i go back to bed.
The headphones have been abandoned- who am i kidding.

12.40am fudge is UNDER the hay tray.
Crunchie is INSIDE the hay tray.
I save fudge from death by hay tray.
Contemplating sleeping on the couch.

12.55am get crunchie out for last syringe feed.
Naturally, a nice wee pile of critical care develops under her on the pad.
She walks in it.
I'm cleaning her with tissues- she starts eating said tissues.
Poppet starts an encore of their peoples song.
My eyeballs are ready to pop out my head.

1.15am give fudge her meds.
Lay down, light off.
Silence..

1.20am fudge is trying to eat critical care.. From crunchies feet.
Crunchie is raging.
Poppet goes to investigate.. And bites the bars.

1.30am i clean crunchie
Give her and fudge lots of cardboard.. To prevent crunchie losing some toes.

Give mallow and poppet 3 different hays in a huge pile in the middle of the cage.. Toilet roll tubes, pellets.. Pretty much emptied a drawer in there, in the hope they'd find something they like.

All i can hear is eating.. And I'm good with that!

Goodnight!
 
Aw, if it wasn't for the fact you've had a rubbish night - I'd be laughing my head off !

I hope you slept well - when you FINALLY got too sleep .
 
I'm sorry but that is hilarious 9obviously not for you at the time thought).
But 'death by hay tray' - that s an absolute classic. :lol:
Considering how ill a couple of your girls are they certainly seem to be doing rather well.
I wish you a peaceful day and a long nap ;)
 
:)) This has really made me lol

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'their peoples song' really made me lol..... Give her and fudge lots of cardboard.. To prevent crunchie losing some toes. - :))

Sounds like One and a half hours of utter maddness :))
 
It was all quiet after that thankfully.. Although its only 11.30am and I'm already looking forward to bed tonight! I have ear plugs but wont use them incase fudge ever develops breathing issues during the night and i wont hear her!

Mallow and Poppet are always on the go, i dont think they ever sleep! Fudge has been particularly bright and cheeky the past couple of weeks, trying to tip a cat litter tray full of hay (and full of another 1kg pig!) is her new favourite past time!
 
Oh dear! Probably not very funny at the time but makes a funny story now! Hope you get a better night's sleep tonight xx
 
While this is really really funny, I am sure you are looking forward to a good nights sleep tonight.
 
Our pigs will try us sometimes...
Yes your right, they can make a racket...
 
Some nights I feel like a grumpy mother who's naughtily children are too loud and then once they quiet down I am convinced they are up to no good and can't sleep. Then some nights the cat and the bf hog the bed and I still have to get up and go to work for 12 hours :no:
 
This has put a smile on my face, sorry if they have tried your patience but you have a lot of cheeky piggies on your hands, I think it's lovely that they have got such fun character,
 
This post has made me laugh. :P Hope you get a better sleep tonight.
 
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