A Bad Boy Lately

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Wigwig

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Archie has been very naughty lately. Yesterday he aggressively tried to rape bikbok the cockatiel, luckily we were there and stopped this before any damage happened. He woke me up just before dawn making wheezing high pitched crying sounds, so I cuddled him in bed, during which he shoved his foot in my face, and turned out he was absolutely fine, just wanted a cuddle (the noises were abit of food stuck in his throat which he coughed out afterwards). This morning he demanded another cuddle in bed, and stomped over my face painfully, bullied me off my pillow and farted in my face. He then strategically pooped on the floor so my mother trod in it and it went everywhere. He then claimed he wanted her to give him a cuddle but he just filthed up her tshirt with ball grease. Once he was outside, he stole bikboks cabbage leaf and ate it all :evil:
 
What a menace :)) OMG He needs an ASBO, bet he is cute though :love:
 
sport_billy said:
What a menace :)) OMG He needs an ASBO, bet he is cute though :love:
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Yes definitely! He gets his own asbo in that he was banished to the concrete moat area that runs the length of the house outside for an hour or so. He responded to that by eating the mint plant lol

"He was asking for it, I am not sorry for my actions"
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:love: What a dude

Poor Bikbok though.

This thread has really made me laugh.... Archie is a nutter.
 
Oh Archie, oh dear, oh dear, oh dearie me.....

How gorgeous are you, I can't imagine how you could possibly be such a rebel :whistle:
 
Archie you sweet faced angel what on earth have you been trying to do to poor bikbok? You naughty lad :gd:
 
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