Wigwig
Adult Guinea Pig
Archie has become a right monster. He claws at my leg whenever I am making my lunch, he often farts when I cuddle him, usually on my hand but sometimes in my face, he bites daddy, he snaps like a lion at mama, he chases bikbok off the grass, he carefully does his turds right where you have to walk/stand like in front of the fridge. He stomps around looking so damn smug, and when you tell him off, he acts all cute. He demands I cuddle him in my bed in the morning too 
