PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
Very confusing things have been happening recently but I think I have found out what's going on now.
a few wheeks ago our mansion suddenly got smaller, and became semi-detached- a wall appeared where the bedroom door should be, and I ran into it and was very cross. Then the neighbours smelly hay box appeared by the wall so I knew not to run into it. Then my house was small and I just slept for a few wheeks cos I am retired.
Last weekend some right strange shennanigans happened in the playpen with everypig charging about so I just found a quiet corner and took a big old lady nap in a winebox.
When we went home after cage cleans, the cage was big again, but the neighbours were there too!
There's been lots of shennanigans and goings on with Hatty chasing everypig, so yesterday I decided to come out of retirement and Take Charge Like A Boss Lady Queen Pig. I gave Hatty a good telling off, took a nap with the noo floofy friend and weed on her, humped the noo scaredy pig friend which she liked a lot, and shared my dinner with the little ginger zoomy noo friend.
The hooman says we look like a herd now and I am not allowed to be retired because I am Queen Blod the Herd Glue.
This is my noo herd assemblage that we have made. You can see that Gladys likes my wee pants a lot in the second pigture and is less scared now.


a few wheeks ago our mansion suddenly got smaller, and became semi-detached- a wall appeared where the bedroom door should be, and I ran into it and was very cross. Then the neighbours smelly hay box appeared by the wall so I knew not to run into it. Then my house was small and I just slept for a few wheeks cos I am retired.
Last weekend some right strange shennanigans happened in the playpen with everypig charging about so I just found a quiet corner and took a big old lady nap in a winebox.
When we went home after cage cleans, the cage was big again, but the neighbours were there too!
There's been lots of shennanigans and goings on with Hatty chasing everypig, so yesterday I decided to come out of retirement and Take Charge Like A Boss Lady Queen Pig. I gave Hatty a good telling off, took a nap with the noo floofy friend and weed on her, humped the noo scaredy pig friend which she liked a lot, and shared my dinner with the little ginger zoomy noo friend.
The hooman says we look like a herd now and I am not allowed to be retired because I am Queen Blod the Herd Glue.
This is my noo herd assemblage that we have made. You can see that Gladys likes my wee pants a lot in the second pigture and is less scared now.

