A Complaint, by Cam.

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Hello all,

I'd like to let you know that I'm unhappy with the Human. He said he's had the heating on most of the day "for our sake", like there's any other reason to have the heating on, and because it needed using up, we got extra coriander tonight. The Human does seem rather glad we'll eat coriander again. Did we stop? Apparently we stopped, but we don't remember, so we're not convinced he's telling the truth. Either way, extra veggies at night time has us at least ignoring that we've had no pelle....OH HOLD ON HUMAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PELLETS?! We need to talk about this, we really do.

But back to tonight's coriander, and the Human has repeatedly said he's sorry, but he dropped the coriander on my head. I say he threw it. He says I got in the way. So he threw it at my head and he's refusing to apologise and he says if anything, I need to apologise to Bann. Apparently headbutting Bann because I ran the awkward way out of my corner hiding spot without any care or attention paid to warning Bann he was about to take my full weight to the face is rude, and if I'm going to get an apology for the coriander, Bann should get an apology for my existence.

In other words, apparently I'm never getting an apology. The absolute nerve. Coriander to the head!
 
Well Cam, the piggies here in Wiltshire would be delighted if it started raining coriander on our heads 🤣

According to the Human, Bann frequently gets his veg accidentally thrown at him, and here I thought Bann was just getting extra goodies at my expense. Hmm. I may have to rethink my mealtime shenanigans.
 
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