A complaint to the Guinea Pig Union!

[PigglePuggle]

Fellow piggies, the PigglePuggle herd would like to lodge a formal complaint with the GPU about our slaves, it has been a very trying wheek!
So on Monday and Tuesday we ALL went to the vets and had evil nail trims and our bums looked at.
Then on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday our slaves went to something called WORK which isnt anything to do with guinea pigs and means we only get fed and our hay topped up twice a day! And breakfast is before it gets properly daylight!
Then today we thought things would be better because our slaves were here and we all had our cages cleaned and went in the playpen, but tonight there were NO BEANSPROUTS because the magic place the hoomans bring veg from didnt have any Saturday is always stirfry veg dinner but we only got red pepper, babycorn, pea pods and something called celery which we dont like because it isnt made of beansprouts! The hoomans ate something called noodles but we werent allowed noodles and we are thinking of organising a protest march against this unfair treatment! We may well starve without our beansprouts as we only had coriander and hay cookies and hay for lunch!
Here we all are starving from beansprout deficiency with only 2 types of hay to eat after our paltry 4 veg dinner!
Outraged wheeks from the PigglePuggle piggies x
PS we have flicked many poops onto the freshly vacuum cleaned carpet in revenge

 

[Sophie B]

Simply shocking behaviour from your slaves, flicking poop is definitely a good idea -Smokey and Bacon

 

[Merab]

You poor deprived piggies.
You are quite right to make a complaint and to flick poops.
Micah says if you run really fast down the cage and then suddenly change direction you could get hay as well as poops flying out

 

[Siikibam]

My goodness you’re on the brink of STARVATION! Can we join your March please? Myself (Toffee) and Fudge had the slave cop a feel of our bits. The indignity! Then she dared to pull some hay out of our (pre) butt holes! I almost kicked off but resisted. And to top it off, some man with a yellow thing hit the cage and out testicles almost fell out from fear! We don’t like him

Hi, it’s Chanel here. We (myself & Coco) has a nail trim and slave CUT ME! I thought I’d bleed everywhere to ramp up the sympathy and it worked. I got an extra blueberry and was hand fed But then Coco got to hide inside her jumper, and was gone quite awhile as well. Now how is that fair?

 

[Swissgreys]

Dearest Piggy Puggle Herd,
We are shocked and horrified to read of the appalling conditions you are battling in your clearly second rate home.
Stay strong piggies - help is on it's way.
Oh wait - help is not on it's way. We meant to send more food but it accidently fell into our mouths and we ate it.
Sorry.
Love the Swiss piggies, Ruby, Lucy and Harry.

 

[VickiA]

Dear PigglePuggleHerd. You clearly need to work on re-training your slaves. Mealtimes should be on demand and not for their convenience. And whoever heard of a lack of beansprouts in the shop? Surely they could have sought out an alternative supplier? If they truly cared for your welfare, that is. Keep spraying the poop in protest. They will learn in time.

 

[Flutterby]

This is not on! I think you should Riot!

 

[Betsy]

Dear PigglePuggle Herd

We can agree with you and want to sign the letter to the GPU with you. Your lack of beansprouts is clearly shocking! We love beansprouts too but don't get to have them very often. Our Slave has been away on something called a "hodilay" to a place called "Gernamy" and got to eat yummy food and drinks lots of german wine. We had to put up with Aunty Clare the Piggy Sitter (who we love very much) but she only came in quickly to give us our pellets in the morning and throw a bit of veg in our general direction in the evening. We weren't got out for cuddles or anything like that. We think your poop protest is the BEST! Carry on until you have trained her better. Fancy going off to "WORK" before light and leaving you to fend for yourself. Outrageous! My slave says you can always come and join us once we have moved.

Lots of love
Christian, Meg, Betsy and Dennis

 

[Bill & Ted]

The lazy slackers! Don’t let them get away with it! Whenever me and Ted suffer this type of abuse we make that slave pays for it. Ted has a really nasty side kick when she comes to pick him up for cuddles and I make sure I save my pee so I can give her a good old soaking!