TheAurora
Adult Guinea Pig
Me: Hello my sweet angel, how are you?
Casran: DINNER!
Me: I love you so much. You are so beautiful. My heart aches for how much I adore you.
Casran: DINNER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Me: You are such a special boy. You're my little prince, my super hero, my angel.
Casran: JEMIMAAAAAAAAAAA THE HOOMAN WON'T GIVE ME MY DINNER.
Me: Awww both my beautiful angels. I love you, I love you, I love you.
Jemima: Oi, give us our dinner NOW!
Casran: Yeah dinner, puny hoooman.
Casran: DINNER!
Me: I love you so much. You are so beautiful. My heart aches for how much I adore you.
Casran: DINNER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Me: You are such a special boy. You're my little prince, my super hero, my angel.
Casran: JEMIMAAAAAAAAAAA THE HOOMAN WON'T GIVE ME MY DINNER.
Me: Awww both my beautiful angels. I love you, I love you, I love you.
Jemima: Oi, give us our dinner NOW!
Casran: Yeah dinner, puny hoooman.