A feather duster stole my hammock!

[LucyP]

This is a serious complaint to the guinea pig forum (GPU)

Since the fluffbomb Dottie moved in she wants all my best spaces. She pushes me out of my hideys and now she’s now taken the hammock which has always belonged to me. She is a walking wig and the only place I can escape her is on top of my wicker which confuses her a bit bit sometimes she does spot me up there too and tries to climb up. Sometimes I get some peace in my cardboard piazza. I like having a friend but she shouldn’t steal my hammock. The evidence is below. Please advise.

Kind regards
Winnie

 

[weepweeps]

Oh no poor Winnie. Can you ask your slave for another hammock? The wig can’t be in both at the same time.

 

[Betsy]

Bramble is on holiday until Tuesday and is having a well earned rest. Miss Bramble deals with problems with Slaves and not fellow piggies. So your problem is with your Slave not with providing enough hideys for you and not with Dottie.

 

[fluffysal]

Dear Winnie,
Your slave is very derelict in her duties by not making sure you have at least a hammock each. We think your slave needs to be awarded the Cup of Disgrace as an interim measure until Miss Bramble is back from holiday.
Kisses and Rumbles,
Dignified Sir George and Mischievous Master Boris

 

[LucyP]

Oh dear! Guilty as charged! Is is too late to delete this message lol!

PS in my defence they have about 10 hideys and beds between the 2 of them, they are both very small girls but still, we have problems because Dottie has the worst case of FOMO I’ve ever seen (even taking into account that most pigs have such massive FOMO I find). I will put the second hammock up and see if it helps, I expect they will still be arguing over the same one but we can try!

Winnie would like to thank everyone for their support.

 

[LucyP]

Bramble is on holiday until Tuesday and is having a well earned rest. Miss Bramble deals with problems with Slaves and not fellow piggies. So your problem is with your Slave not with providing enough hideys for you and not with Dottie.

Happy holiday to Miss Bramble.

 

[AidaB]

Dear Winnie,
Can you beg for another hammock?
What could you use instead?

My first few weeks with these hoomans I slept on top of my fleece forest until the hoomans got the message & made me my own hammock.
Good luck.
Wheeks Wally.

 

[LucyP]

Thank you Wally, that’s very clever! You look great up there!
Best wheeks
Winnie

 

[fluffysal]

Master Boris had the best method of ensuring that clean and fastidious Sir George didn't want to claim "his" hammock.....

 

[weepweeps]

Master Boris had the best method of ensuring that clean and fastidious View attachment 254597Sir George didn't want to claim "his" hammock.....

 

[LucyP]

Master Boris!

No wonder dignified S G wasn’t keen!

 

[Betsy]

Happy holiday to Miss Bramble.

Creeping around like that trying to get in Miss Bramble's good books won't work you know!

 

[Sue and Smartie]

There is a walking wig in our Piggy Palace too. Miss Pippa Shortstocking says she can't always tell which end she is talking to.

 

[LucyP]

I’m going to guess her face is the end closest to the red pepper?

 

[Sue and Smartie]

I’m going to guess her face is the end closest to the red pepper?

You are right

 

[LucyP]

She’s lovely!

 

[Merab]

I’m sure we have a walking wig thread on the forum.
Dottie and Miss Pippa Longstocking should really be on that.
I must go and look as it’s possibly worth reviving that thread.

 

[Merab]

Anyone for the Walking Wig Club, started in 2018, last post was April 2021.
I’ll find an old photo of my walking wig to kickstart it for you.