PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
Theo has left his ladies again and decided to live in piggy daddy's jumper as an act of protest. On wednesday Piggle was in season and because she had a UTI and her bottom was sore and when he tried to mate he got bitten! And his wife Puggle and mistress Blodwen have become best friends and keep teaming up to make him look silly and steal his dinner. They are both very slim and keep luring him into small hidey spaces at mealtimes and "assuming the position" when the poor chunky chap has no space to manouvere then when he's all excited they run off and eat his beansprouts! And then they laugh at him and run off to eat hay together! Its a tough life being a husboar and he plans to stay inside piggy daddy's jumper chuckle-complaining until somebody gives him a compensatory carrot...
