A massive complaint

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Dear fellow piggies,
we need to vent our Irritation with our slave and want to file a massive complaint.
As some of you remember, our slave was on the watchlist of the GPU for misbehaviour for some time and she managed to behave herself. But at the moment, we are back to the worst.

Our slave has started to get up in the early hours (really early!) and all she does is open all the windows. At first, we thought that it was a bit strange, but okay. Slaves have got curious habits sometimes.
But since she was up and about, we expected breakfast.
What happened?
NOTHING!

Crazy woman just went back to sleep again.
And left us starving for breakfast!

Today, she had the cheekiness to tell us to be quiet and not wake up the neighbors.
Can you believe it?

So yes, it's pretty warm at the moment in Vienna and the flat is still relatively cool, but having to wait for hours and hours for our breakfast just won't do.

Loud wheeks from
Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi
 
Dear Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi,

We've noticed the Human doing similar things except he claims he's late to bed at night because of something called a "bat tree" that he has to make sure if off "charging" before he comes to bed, otherwise it might set the Human dwelling on fire. This means our nightly pellets are late. But...since when did bats or trees need charging? And is a bat tree a bat, or a tree?!

Yours in sympathy,
The Goblins.
 
Dear Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi,
Our slave does crazy things when she doesn't have to go too work. She will get up, tell us hi, ask if we would like hay? (Um, yes, silly question slave!)Then she gives Hamish his medicine and disappears, back to bed.
When it was hot here last year Hamish remembers slave doing the same as your slave, opening all the windows early and disappearing again.
We hope you stay cool, and wish you luck in getting your breakfast early tomorrow.
Wheeks and squeaks from Hamish and Billy.
 
Dear Tessy, Billie, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi

What a strange creature your Slave is! Fancy getting up, opening all the windows and leaving you to starve? Doesn't she realise that when she gets up it means breakfast time? It's not your fault that your Slave has decided to get up in the early hours and open the windows in the Flat is it? She should at the very least give you some hay! Can one of you sneak out of your cage, go in the other room where the hay and food is stored and wheak loudly from there? Then at least your stupid Slave may get the hint. Sometimes Slaves need to be shown what to do as they can be a bit dim.

I've had to put your Slave back on Naughty List again at GPU Headquarters as not being fed is one serious dereliction of duty by a Slave and is also their main duty as "Bringer of Food" or as it seems in your case "Not Bringer of Food".

Yours outraged at the behaviour you are having to put up with.


Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Lorcan said:
Dear Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi,

We've noticed the Human doing similar things except he claims he's late to bed at night because of something called a "bat tree" that he has to make sure if off "charging" before he comes to bed, otherwise it might set the Human dwelling on fire. This means our nightly pellets are late. But...since when did bats or trees need charging? And is a bat tree a bat, or a tree?!

Yours in sympathy,
The Goblins.
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Dear Goblins,
your slave also seems to be a strange creature.
We don't have a clue what a bat tree could be.
But probably not something to eat.

Anyway it's outragious that your evening pellets are late.
Yours in sympathy
Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi
(or furry wheeking monsters as our slaves likes to call us sometimes at the moment)
 
AidaB said:
Dear Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi,
Our slave does crazy things when she doesn't have to go too work. She will get up, tell us hi, ask if we would like hay? (Um, yes, silly question slave!)Then she gives Hamish his medicine and disappears, back to bed.
When it was hot here last year Hamish remembers slave doing the same as your slave, opening all the windows early and disappearing again.
We hope you stay cool, and wish you luck in getting your breakfast early tomorrow.
Wheeks and squeaks from Hamish and Billy.
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Dear Hamish and Billy,
slaves do ask silly questions, don't they.
Our slave is on holiday too at the moment. We fear for the worst.
But it's good to know that we aren't the only suffering piggies on the forum.
Wheeks
Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi
 
Betsy said:
Dear Tessy, Billie, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi

What a strange creature your Slave is! Fancy getting up, opening all the windows and leaving you to starve? Doesn't she realise that when she gets up it means breakfast time? It's not your fault that your Slave has decided to get up in the early hours and open the windows in the Flat is it? She should at the very least give you some hay! Can one of you sneak out of your cage, go in the other room where the hay and food is stored and wheak loudly from there? Then at least your stupid Slave may get the hint. Sometimes Slaves need to be shown what to do as they can be a bit dim.

I've had to put your Slave back on Naughty List again at GPU Headquarters as not being fed is one serious dereliction of duty by a Slave and is also their main duty as "Bringer of Food" or as it seems in your case "Not Bringer of Food".

Yours outraged at the behaviour you are having to put up with.


Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Dear Miss Bramble,
we knew that we could count on the support of the GPU.
Thanks for putting our slave on the Naughty List again. It worked last time. Let's hope it will work again.

Just a quick question: You mean hay counts?
Our slave does give us hay, but surely that's not counting as breakfast?

Yours grateful and slightly confused
Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi
 
Dear Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky, Kylie and Odi

You are correct, hay doesn't count as breakfast. What I said was that your Slave could "at the very least give you some hay" meaning that you wouldn't be completely starving as you could reluctantly munch on that while your Slave gets your breakfast ready.

Wheaks

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
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