A mix of clientele at the piggy salon today!

[PigglePuggle]

Lovely old Jezzy floof after having a gentle weekly wash of her wee pants, a very easy to please and relaxed piggy spa client


Unfortunately the next client was less co-operative, ASBO Piggle needed her excessive bum grease cleaning, a modest bum bath turned into something akin to wresting crocodiles while white water rafting! Everyone is soaked, the bathroom is flooded, and Piggle is bitey cross...!

 

[Claire W]

Aw bless them both. They're beautiful. Sorry that Piggle was rather uncooperative

 

[Betsy]

Oh Piggle! You should be used to a bum bath by now. Piggy Mummy and Daddy only want you to feel more comfortable. The Ever Beautiful Betsy only moodily rumbles when she has a bum bath Piggle maybe you should try that to show you displeasure at the indignity if a bum bath.

 

[Bill & Ted]

oh dear Miss Piggle, have you been biting your poor slaves again you little monkey, bet you have already forgotten and are enjoying some treats x

 

[PigglePuggle]

Piggle really hates a bum bath, she goes vertically up like a rocket out of the water clawing and savaging every hooman in reach! She was slightly mollified by an apple slice while getting dried but only with a taste of hooman flesh, however I am now satisfied that her overly greasy bum gland is not blocked, infected or sore, its just... greasy and smells of Piggle, big smell, big personality, we'll leave it alone for a few months

 

[Merab]

Priscilla, who hates a bum bath, thinks poops in the water is good.
She also thinks Piggie was being very kind and helpful in washing the bathroom floor for you.