*Nibbles&Nugget*
Adult Guinea Pig
It has recently come to our attention that both hoomans and piggies are somewhat confused over the meanings of some normal activities. Because of this whee have begun to compile a list of words and their definitions in a Guin-ese Dictionary!
If you have any to add please feel free to comment them here. A final copy of the full dictionary will go on our blog so hoomans will have no excuse to misunderstand things again!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
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Guin-Ese Dictionary
Brush Time - A time when you allow your hooman slave to groom you for however long you wish to stay clean and avoid cavy water torture (see, bath)
Bath - A form of water torture performed by a hooman slave under the pretense of cleaning you or ridding you of parasites.
Cuddles - A time when you allow you hooman slave to hold and/or pet you in a form of relaxing massage then poop or pee or squeak on/at them when you wish to go back.
Floor Time - A time, spent on the floor, where you run around causing as much chaos as possible. For example; pooping in inconvinent places, chewing expensive furniture and shredding important paperwork. Evading capture can often feature in these situations.
Green Spaghetti - Also known as grass. A delicious food that hoomans should provide. Whee don't care if it is raining, go and fetch us some slave!
Hooman - (see, Slave)
Munchies - A regular installment of hay or vegetables, often not enough (see, 'rations') and often running late.
Rations - A portion of hay, vegetables, grass, herbs or pellets that is obviously not enough to keep a flea going let alone a voluptuous piggy such as yourself.
Run Time - Similar to floor time, but this takes place in the garden. Again causing chaos is essential preferably by trying to escape and/or pulling the run apart and eating it.
Slave - The hooman who tends to your every need. A well trained slave will come when squeaked for and provide whatever you demand on command!
Veggies - Colourful food which hoomans never provide nearly enough of for our liking!
If you have any to add please feel free to comment them here. A final copy of the full dictionary will go on our blog so hoomans will have no excuse to misunderstand things again!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
x
Guin-Ese Dictionary
Brush Time - A time when you allow your hooman slave to groom you for however long you wish to stay clean and avoid cavy water torture (see, bath)
Bath - A form of water torture performed by a hooman slave under the pretense of cleaning you or ridding you of parasites.
Cuddles - A time when you allow you hooman slave to hold and/or pet you in a form of relaxing massage then poop or pee or squeak on/at them when you wish to go back.
Floor Time - A time, spent on the floor, where you run around causing as much chaos as possible. For example; pooping in inconvinent places, chewing expensive furniture and shredding important paperwork. Evading capture can often feature in these situations.
Green Spaghetti - Also known as grass. A delicious food that hoomans should provide. Whee don't care if it is raining, go and fetch us some slave!
Hooman - (see, Slave)
Munchies - A regular installment of hay or vegetables, often not enough (see, 'rations') and often running late.
Rations - A portion of hay, vegetables, grass, herbs or pellets that is obviously not enough to keep a flea going let alone a voluptuous piggy such as yourself.
Run Time - Similar to floor time, but this takes place in the garden. Again causing chaos is essential preferably by trying to escape and/or pulling the run apart and eating it.
Slave - The hooman who tends to your every need. A well trained slave will come when squeaked for and provide whatever you demand on command!
Veggies - Colourful food which hoomans never provide nearly enough of for our liking!
