I thought you might all like to hear how we are getting on.
My slaves are doing quite well, and this week they even had fresh blueberries.
The older one (aka boring one) kept muttering about the price, but I could barley hear her as I was so busy stuffing my face.
Ahh, blueberries.
However despite the blueberries they have been a bit lax in other areas.
Firstly they gave us this totally terrifying toy during floor time.
They called this torture device 'paper in a box'.
I have renamed it 'trap of certain death'.
It would appear that Lucy didn't get my memo about the certain death part, and seemed to quite enjoy it, but there was no way I was risking my life going into that box.
Plus I was wondering why they always put the tastiest pieces of hay right at the top of the hay bag?
Obviously for a lithe and fit pig such as myself it isn't a problem, but they could make life easier by putting the pieces that I really want to eat down on the floor.
But despite all of this I am quite content, and think they are clearly trying their hardest to be good slaves.
Love Eddi xx
My slaves are doing quite well, and this week they even had fresh blueberries.
The older one (aka boring one) kept muttering about the price, but I could barley hear her as I was so busy stuffing my face.
Ahh, blueberries.
However despite the blueberries they have been a bit lax in other areas.
Firstly they gave us this totally terrifying toy during floor time.
They called this torture device 'paper in a box'.
I have renamed it 'trap of certain death'.
It would appear that Lucy didn't get my memo about the certain death part, and seemed to quite enjoy it, but there was no way I was risking my life going into that box.
Plus I was wondering why they always put the tastiest pieces of hay right at the top of the hay bag?
Obviously for a lithe and fit pig such as myself it isn't a problem, but they could make life easier by putting the pieces that I really want to eat down on the floor.
But despite all of this I am quite content, and think they are clearly trying their hardest to be good slaves.
Love Eddi xx
They are both gorgeous 
Aww Eddi, it seems Lucy is a very brave piggy and is unfazed by any danger or adventure where as you are like myself and like the quiet life 