A sleepy morning, piggie poop tale...

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So my piggies seem to have a "special" talent...

When they are in their house cage (most nights), I usually find a little poop which has been jet propelled out between the bars across the living room floor.

So imagine the scene, bleary eyed, padding into the living room in my jim jams this morning...

Me: "Morning piggies"
Piggies: "Wheek, wheek, wheek" (she's here, food food food)
Me: "What adventures have you had in the night?"
Piggies: "Wheek, wheek, wheek" (what's she going on about, food food food)
Me: "Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (big yawn)

Body goes frozen - mid foot fall - half way to the kitchen.

There on the floor beneath my foot (which at this point is hovering about three inches above the little offender) a steaming poop.

That woke me up :o
 
That made me laugh! I can just imagine the position they have had to get in to propell the poop out onto the floor.

It reminds me of a line from the film Madagascar by the monkeys "If you've got any poop.... fling it now!"
 
Hahaha, I wanna know how they jet propel their poop Mojo does this when he gets on his house
 
How funny! Won't happen at my house - the dogs would have gotten to it before I could even get close to it. And if they found out that guinea pigs are propulsion poop dispensers, they'd camp out at the cage door. You watch your step now, OK?
 
^ They'd probably been waiting all night hoping I'd step in it! :)
 
Haha, they're just keeping you on your toes! (quite literally hah).

When we sit out with the pigs for a bit when they're free-ranging, T & C always seem to leave a few well placed secret poops in the vicinity of Daddy Pig so when he puts his hands down to get up theres a nice surprise waiting for him.... :(|) clever piggies
 
:(|) The poopies find their way into all sorts of places trust me :...
I have to shake my shoes before I go out, found them in the car :{ and one was stuck on the door of the tumble dryer this morning rolleyes
My daughter sits on the floor close to the piggy pens, was sprayed the other night and has frequently been the target for flying missiles - she never flinches :))
 
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