"I'm too sexy for my love,
Too sexy for my love,
Love's going to find me!
I'm too sexy for my hair,
Too sexy for my hair.
Why can't we make a pair!
And I'm too sexy for the Tribe,
Too sexy for the Tribe,
Girlie girls and wives!
I'm too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party,
No way I'm rumble-strutting!"
(Alan's version of I'm too sexy by Right Said Fred -
He can't wait to come off his 6 weeks post op wait on Thursday!)

Too sexy for my love,
Love's going to find me!
I'm too sexy for my hair,
Too sexy for my hair.
Why can't we make a pair!
And I'm too sexy for the Tribe,
Too sexy for the Tribe,
Girlie girls and wives!
I'm too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party,
No way I'm rumble-strutting!"
(Alan's version of I'm too sexy by Right Said Fred -
He can't wait to come off his 6 weeks post op wait on Thursday!)
