An open letter to Spud...

[Sonnet]

Spud, I love you. Of course I do. There’s just one thing I’ve noticed that’s annoying me slightly...stop getting hay stuck in your eye! Three times this week I’ve had to pick soft strands out. What exactly are you doing? Are you diving headfirst into your haypile? Are you just throwing it around with reckless abandon? You’ve been lucky that the pieces I picked out were soft! What if you’d damaged your eye? That would mean more eye medication. You hated it when you had that eye infection a few weeks ago...do you really want to go through that again?



Yeah...didn’t think so!

 

[Bill & Ted]

Aw, Spud, you silly billy, stop throwing it around and eat it

 

[Sonnet]

Aw, Spud, you silly billy, stop throwing it around and eat it

He’s a funny piggy!

 

[VickiA]

Some piggies are just hay magnets. Sounds like Spud is one

 

[Sonnet]

Some piggies are just hay magnets. Sounds like Spud is one

I think so.

 

[Merab]

Silly Spud.
You are such a cute little piggy, you really don’t want to hurt your eye

 

[Sonnet]

Silly Spud.
You are such a cute little piggy, you really don’t want to hurt your eye

I agree...he doesn’t want to hurt his eye. But he will attract hay all the same.

 

[sport_billy]

Spud! You little furry nightmare! Behave for your slave, you need to look after you gorgeous eyes!

 

[Flutterby]

Oh dear Spud!