Today has been a bit of a mixed bag in our home.
It started well when lots of my slaves little friends arrived very early this morning.
I love it when my slaves have friends over, because everyone wants to look at me and feed me blueberries.
Of course the big slave (the boring one) is always muttering dull things like; 'For heavens sake, stop feeding that guinea pig blueberries', and then they stop.
But thankfully as soon as I start begging they all ohh and ahh over how gorgeous I am, and give me more treats.
Here is a photo of me being gorgeous.
So this morning started well with lots of attention, and 4 whole blueberries all to myself.
I was very happy and just starting to prepare myself for the arrival of my breakfast veggies, when the big slave started shouting for everyone to get in the car. And before my veggies even arrived she rushed everyone out of the door and said: 'Sorry piggies - I will do morning veg when I get back. We are running a bit late'.
Frankly I know the part about 'running a bit late' was a total lie, as she had her large travel coffee mug in her hand, and if she had time to make coffee, she clearly had time to chop veg.
Disorganised and lacking priorities is what I call it.
But she did return (eventually) and we did get our breakfast veg (very late).
Lucky I had those 4 extra blueberries* to tide me over.
*Note by boring slave - you also had unlimited hay and 2 types of pellet, and I was back before 11am Eddi.
See - I told you she was boring.
Let's all look at another photo of me, which was taken by my little slave during one of our many photo shoots.
It won't surprise any of you to know that when the little slaves do guinea pig photo shoots with the decent camera, the big slave is always saying dull things like; 'DD1 and DD2 why are there 142 guinea pig photos on my camera when I only cleared the memory card 2 days ago?'.
It started well when lots of my slaves little friends arrived very early this morning.
I love it when my slaves have friends over, because everyone wants to look at me and feed me blueberries.
Of course the big slave (the boring one) is always muttering dull things like; 'For heavens sake, stop feeding that guinea pig blueberries', and then they stop.
But thankfully as soon as I start begging they all ohh and ahh over how gorgeous I am, and give me more treats.
Here is a photo of me being gorgeous.
So this morning started well with lots of attention, and 4 whole blueberries all to myself.
I was very happy and just starting to prepare myself for the arrival of my breakfast veggies, when the big slave started shouting for everyone to get in the car. And before my veggies even arrived she rushed everyone out of the door and said: 'Sorry piggies - I will do morning veg when I get back. We are running a bit late'.
Frankly I know the part about 'running a bit late' was a total lie, as she had her large travel coffee mug in her hand, and if she had time to make coffee, she clearly had time to chop veg.
Disorganised and lacking priorities is what I call it.
But she did return (eventually) and we did get our breakfast veg (very late).
Lucky I had those 4 extra blueberries* to tide me over.
*Note by boring slave - you also had unlimited hay and 2 types of pellet, and I was back before 11am Eddi.
See - I told you she was boring.
Let's all look at another photo of me, which was taken by my little slave during one of our many photo shoots.
It won't surprise any of you to know that when the little slaves do guinea pig photo shoots with the decent camera, the big slave is always saying dull things like; 'DD1 and DD2 why are there 142 guinea pig photos on my camera when I only cleared the memory card 2 days ago?'.
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