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Here's the herd of 6, after our recent bereavements. No Piggles or Puggles anymore... :(
But we still have Clover, Theo, Blod, Luna, Lavender, and new girl Hatty :)
Clover and Luna are so old they are practically fossils, Luna (little meringue sheep) is surprisingly sprightly for her age, while Clover (crusty old battle scarred chestnut and white boss piggy) is completely blind and very limpy but still enjoying her dinners!
Hatty the new girl (the youngster with the silver agouti face) has the personality of an annoyingly perky PE teacher and makes little boar Theo and fatty Lavender do far more running than they are happy with.
Everyone else just bites her on the bottom or hides when they see her putting on her gym knickers and doing the warm up exercises!
 
Aw, they are all looking very happy, glad Hattie has managed to settle in with the herd 😄 gym slips and all
 
Poor 1300g Lavender frequently has the slightly tortured look of any plus size girl who accidentally befriends a passive-aggressive gymnast half her size who decides her new bff is going to try out for the cheerleading squad with her...
I keep giving Lavender extra snacks when Hatty isn't looking because she looks awfully hungry with the new fitness regime!
Hatty eats exactly half a cucumber slice, 2 chunks of pepper, 3 pellets, then sets off for 3 zoomy laps, and Lavender really wants to be her friend but... why the running if it isn't towards calories?
 
PigglePuggle said:
Poor 1300g Lavender frequently has the slightly tortured look of any plus size girl who accidentally befriends a passive-aggressive gymnast half her size who decides her new bff is going to try out for the cheerleading squad with her...
I keep giving Lavender extra snacks when Hatty isn't looking because she looks awfully hungry with the new fitness regime!
Hatty eats exactly half a cucumber slice, 2 chunks of pepper, 3 pellets, then sets off for 3 zoomy laps, and Lavender really wants to be her friend but... why the running if it isn't towards calories?
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Haha! That reminds me of my X who said he couldn't see the point of walking up a hill if there wasn't a pub at the top.
 
PigglePuggle said:
Poor 1300g Lavender frequently has the slightly tortured look of any plus size girl who accidentally befriends a passive-aggressive gymnast half her size who decides her new bff is going to try out for the cheerleading squad with her...
I keep giving Lavender extra snacks when Hatty isn't looking because she looks awfully hungry with the new fitness regime!
Hatty eats exactly half a cucumber slice, 2 chunks of pepper, 3 pellets, then sets off for 3 zoomy laps, and Lavender really wants to be her friend but... why the running if it isn't towards calories?
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Better remind fitness fanatic Hatty that couch-to-5k isn't instantaneous, poor Lavender needs to work her way there gradually 🥵
 
I’m so very glad that Hatty settled in well with her new crew. As for the gym antics, 🤣
 
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