Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Hello! I’m new here and my Uncle Tofu says I don’t have enough of a nose stripe to join this cool club (he’s already a member). But I told him I’m only a baby and I’ll grow into my stripe! What do you think? He insists it’s more of a smudge but I say it’s a stripe *and* it’s on my nose

Wheek wheek,
Edamame


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Hello little Edamame, it's nice you're speaking up on the forum and I also think it's very brave of you to give your opinion when your uncle Tofu has already disagreed with you! I don't have any say about The Stripey-nose Club - for one thing I'm a Human and for another I don't have a stripey nose, more freckly than anything.
But I think you have not one but two little white stripes on your nose! One just above your nostrils and one near your ears, but that's still your nose as far as I'm concerned. I hope the other members of The Stripey-nose Club let you join! If they don't, I have some other ideas up my sleeve.
 
Oh dear, sweet Pringle ❤️

You were a wonderful chair pig of this most prestigious club on the forum. You will be sadly missed by all it’s members. We all hope you are now munching the greenest grass and popcorning through the coriander fields over the rainbow bridge with Pepper.
 
Merab said:
Miriam would like to know if there’s an application form for the post of chairpig and would she need references ?
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Miriam can apply on this post telling us why she would love to be chairpig! The other members of the club can then vote to say if they are happy!
It’s a big job Miriam we have lots of fakes trying to get into the most exclusive club!
 
rp1993 said:
Miriam can apply on this post telling us why she would love to be chairpig! The other members of the club can then vote to say if they are happy!
It’s a big job Miriam we have lots of fakes trying to get into the most exclusive club!
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That's so true! When Dennis was in charge there were piggies who stuck white paper stripes down their noses to try and get in. You have to be on your toes Miriam.
 
May I please point out that Dennis was the Founder and Self Appointed Chairpig of The Stripy Nose Club. When he passed away, Pringle was voted President of this Prestigious Club and that since the very sad demise of Pringle, the the vacancy is for President and not Chairpig. In honour of the Founder of this most Exclusive Club, the Committee voted no other piggy would be the Chairpig and that subsequent piggies in charge would be Presidents.

Thank you.

Here is a picture of the Founder and Self Appointed Chairpig.


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Hello fellow members of the White Stripey Nose Club.
My name is Miriam and I would like apply for the role of President.
I realised that Pringle has left very big paw prints to follow 🐾
I will do my best to keep up the standards and values set by Dennis, our founder.
I can be a feisty piggy but am also a very kind piggy.
I would be happy to be considered for the post, however if another piggy is chosen I promise to give them complete support.
Wheeks from Miriam
 
fluffysal said:
Dignified Sir George is happy to second the lovely Miriam.
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Miriam says thank you Sir George 😊

Betsy said:
Hello Miriam You are a very beautiful piggy and I'm sure if Dennis was still Chairpig he'd want to meet you in the Special Members Private Area of the Clubhouse. :sly:.
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Miriam would have appreciated the offer but she is very happy with her own teddy, Moses ❤️
 
I don't know Miriam, not that I have a say, but your white stripe is edged with brown, so how is that white? Maybe Dignified Sir George should do it instead of seconding you? Also your Slave has just been caught swearing like a trooper. I hope it's not going to rub off on you!
 
Tofu is also happy to vote for Miriam as President. Though he would like to remind her of the extremely exclusive standards set by both Pringle and Dennis, who he respects very much, when it comes to accepting new members who maybe have more of a smudge than a stripe

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(Edamame says he hopes he will be considered for his nose ‘stripe’ and he will vote for Miriam if so)
 
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