Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Merab said:
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Hello fellow members of the White Stripey Nose Club.
My name is Miriam and I would like apply for the role of President.
I realised that Pringle has left very big paw prints to follow 🐾
I will do my best to keep up the standards and values set by Dennis, our founder.
I can be a feisty piggy but am also a very kind piggy.
I would be happy to be considered for the post, however if another piggy is chosen I promise to give them complete support.
Wheeks from Miriam
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Hello Miriam

I would have put my name forward for Presidency of the Coolest Club in Town but I am too busy with my work at the GPU and I realise that I can't be doing two jobs. You have my backing and I vote for you as being the President.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Merab said:
That’s a hidden number, not swearing.
I’m not admitting how long ago it was 😅
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It seems you write a different language to the rest of us... Hidden number could be expressed otherwise e.g. nnn or xyz

Miriam doesn't seem to have taken up swearing yet and she seems very popular as candidate for Pres of Stripey-nose Club so my worries have abated :-)
 
Misu wheeks her support of Miriam, and extends thanks to President Pringle for his term in office. Thanks for Chairpig Dennis for setting up this exclusive club.

Parkin, Mini Roll and Gelato extend their support for Miriam. They have no basis to join or vote in Stripy nose club, but support Misu's judgement and interests.
 

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rp1993 said:
Well I think that’s settle to does Dennis agree @Betsy?
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Dennis sent me a message from the Rainbow Bridge last night (like only the Self-appointed Chairpig of this Exclusive Club can) and he told me that as Miriam has lots of votes that she should be the new President.

Well done Miriam (@Merab) on your new position.
 
Miriam says thank you to all her piggy friends and will be very happy to receive applications for membership.
Recognising that not every pig is lucky enough to have a white stripe on their noses, she will point every other pig in the direction of the ‘other club’

She also thinks that in order to celebrate her elevated position every pig should be treated to a red lettuce leaf 😋
 
Mabel sends congratulations to Miriam but is very puzzled with her own slave 🫠. Slaves should know all about lettuce leaf treats and is going to to file a complaint due to the fact that she has found out her slave has lots of red lettuce leaves growing in her greenhouse and has she has not been offered even one !
Slave gave the excuse that she was not aware piggies can have red leaves. Mabel has discussed this matter with her companions and they have decided to throw a few poops in Slave's direction and hope her fellow stripey nose club members will sympathise with her.
 
Dear Miriam
Thank you for raising my plight with Miss Bramble, I am quite shocked that we have missed out on such treats as red lettuce leaves and think our slave needs some harsh words in her ear!
Thank you for being so understanding.
Love Mabel and friends
 
Dear Mabel

Miriam has contacted me to let me know of the appalling behaviour of your Slave. To deny you red lettuce leaves is just a travesty and to say that she didn't know that piggies could have red lettuce leaves is, quite frankly, shocking! I find it beyond belief that all this time she had lots of yummy red lettuces growing in her greenhouse and it never occurred to her to give you any of them! Your Slave clearly needs more training and you need to let her know that this conduct will not go unpunished.

I have looked in Leaflet "What to do if your Slave refuses to give you food you know you can have" and Page 2, Paragraph 3 Section b states "If your Slave denies giving you something yummy then you must
  • Wheak really loudly at every given opportunity and as often as possible (if you aren't a wheaker then take up the noble art of wheaking). Your Slave will give you some food just to keep you quiet.
  • Look beseechingly at her every time she passes your cage and she will feel so sorry for you that she will give you something to eat. That's what I do when my Slave comes into the Garage - works every time. Even the male slave knows the "bring me food NOW slave" look and we all get some Coriander.
  • Take up bar biting to get what you want and ignore your Slave when she tells you to stop as they find the noise it makes strangely comforting. You will get something yummy chucked in your general direction when she pretends to not like the noise anymore."
If you follow this advice, your Slave will see sense and feed you those red lettuce leaves that you know you need.

Your friend in a crises

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Miss Bramble,

I am so pleased you understand our plight and have found good advice in your leaflet. Your suggestions are excellent and me and my companions have had a meeting and are going to act on it straight away - our slave will be shocked into submission :yikes: and we will get some yummy red lettuce leaves. Russell thinks he will be good at bar biting as he had practice doing that when he was first adopted. I think I could be good at wheeking and I am sure we can look very cute and hungry when she comes into the room

You are a very good friend in a crisis and we will let you know how our slave's training is progressing.

Thank you

Mabel & co xx
 
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