Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Edamame you have a very cute nose but no white stripe.
Miriam recommends that you join the Non Stripey Nose Club which is currently led by Vicky.
Her slave @Viennese Furbabies is on holiday at the moment but I’m sure she will welcome you.
My husboar Moses is also a member there as he doesn’t have a cute white stripe like me.
Love from Miriam

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PS - I think all piggies should be given red lettuce and will consult my friends at the GPU and GPFANS about this. Miriam
 
Merab said:
Edamame you have a very cute nose but no white stripe.
Miriam recommends that you join the Non Stripey Nose Club which is currently led by Vicky.
Her slave @Viennese Furbabies is on holiday at the moment but I’m sure she will welcome you.
My husboar Moses is also a member there as he doesn’t have a cute white stripe like me.
Love from Miriam

View attachment 270352 Moses with his black stripey nose 😁

PS - I think all piggies should be given red lettuce and will consult my friends at the GPU and GPFANS about this. Miriam
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Dear Miriam,

I am very glad you are upholding the values of this club. I’ll direct Edamame to the (inferior) Non Stripey Nose Club.

I impatiently await news of red lettuce and have started bothering my slave about it.

Wheek wheek,
Tofu
 
JaseChase said:
Tofu would like to ask Miriam if already existing members of the stripey nose club are allowed a red lettuce leaf? He has never seen one before and is intrigued (he must have a very neglectful slave!)

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Edamame would like to send in an application. He is prepared for it to be denied, as his uncle Tofu has informed him he has more of a smudge than a true stripe, but he says if he is considered he will do many cute baby zooms and it might be nice for baby Opal to have a fellow young piggie in the club house (he promises to behave around girls!)

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Dear Edamame, don't be disappointed that your nose spot is not found worthy the stripey-nose club.
There is a MUCH cooler club with MUCH cooler members: The Non-Stripey Nose Club
You're very welcome to join us at the club house.
We always have lot's of fun (and :shh: Miss Bramble isn't around :inn:).
Wheeks Kylie & Vicky
 
Truffle wants a long hair piggy club. Polo wants a smooth, round, mainly white haired piggy club. Truffle says join my club, you will be safe with me ♥️
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle wants a long hair piggy club. Polo wants a smooth, round, mainly white haired piggy club. Truffle says join my club, you will be safe with me ♥️
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Joe always went on about he really wanted a club named "Joes sassy Abys" or "Beautiful longhair - dare to give me haircare". He hated that brush. But he would love to have Polo on the First Chair of Bosses and himself as the rainbow aby-Goddess of the club.

Ofc Harry would join. Right now he's a bit anonymous, though...
 
YvonneBlue said:
Please could Gloria join the Stripey Nose Club. Gloria has recently become part of our piggy family as a new friend for Arfur and Lilly.
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Hello pretty woman,
two perfectly hairy white stripes like us would make beautiful babys!

Big purrs from dirty Harry
 
There was only one President and that was Dennis. As I seem to have been made Chairman by default, I'll appoint Saxon as Deputy Chairpig while he makes himself known and finds his way around The Place to See and be Seen.

Gloria has her new Membership card awaiting her at the door of the the Club for when she wants to come and collect it. I can't remember if Hairy Harry is a member or not, if so he is welcome anytime at the Club Bar and if not his Membership card for the coolest club in town is waiting for him at the door too.
 
As I'm showing Deputy Chairpig what to do I'll let him welcome you as the newest members of this Exclusive Club Anna and Elsa. He says your Membership cards are ready to pick up at the door.
 
Betsy said:
There was only one President and that was Dennis. As I seem to have been made Chairman by default, I'll appoint Saxon as Deputy Chairpig while he makes himself known and finds his way around The Place to See and be Seen.

Gloria has her new Membership card awaiting her at the door of the the Club for when she wants to come and collect it. I can't remember if Hairy Harry is a member or not, if so he is welcome anytime at the Club Bar and if not his Membership card for the coolest club in town is waiting for him at the door too.
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Slave thinks dirty Harry saw a pretty girl and acted totally shameless. He did NOT ask for a membership before he tried to get down with this girl.

But, he would really like to join and is very grateful for the cool clubcard! He will eat it for a friday snack!
 
exia said:
Slave thinks dirty Harry saw a pretty girl and acted totally shameless. He did NOT ask for a membership before he tried to get down with this girl.

But, he would really like to join and is very grateful for the cool clubcard! He will eat it for a friday snack!
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Or nope, Kongo is still a bit offended he cant join the club and he will eat the membercard

(Old pic. We made him loose some. And after this toofiedrama he's down to around 1620g).
 
Saxon has read the rule book and it clearly states that any member with a cool white nose stripe can join. Bandit, he thinks that your nose stripe is pretty cool so your Membership card will be waiting at the door.

He would also like to point out to younger members (under a year old) that you will be issued with Junior Membership cards which will be a different colour. Should you at any point attempt to purchase alcoholic drinks from the bar, you will be banned from the bar until you come of age (at a year old) and only be allowed in the Member's Room. When you come of age you will then receive full membership and be able to avail all the perks and privileges that full membership brings.
 
Betsy said:
There was only one President and that was Dennis. As I seem to have been made Chairman by default, I'll appoint Saxon as Deputy Chairpig while he makes himself known and finds his way around The Place to See and be Seen.

Gloria has her new Membership card awaiting her at the door of the the Club for when she wants to come and collect it. I can't remember if Hairy Harry is a member or not, if so he is welcome anytime at the Club Bar and if not his Membership card for the coolest club in town is waiting for him at the door too.
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Gloria likes the sound of this exclusive club, especially if Harry will be frequenting it too.😍
 
Betsy said:
Saxon has read the rule book and it clearly states that any member with a cool white nose stripe can join. Bandit, he thinks that your nose stripe is pretty cool so your Membership card will be waiting at the door.
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Thank you Saxon ❤️ The most exclusive club (cos Lili won’t be allowed in). I shall try not to chew my membership card
 
Important Statement from Chairpig Saxon for all Members

When I was voted as Chairpig of The Coolest Club in Town, I mistakenly said that there was and would always be one Chairpig and that was Dennis the founder of The Place to See and be Seen and that I was now the President. I have now been corrected by the older Members of this Club that Dennis was the Self Appointed President. On his passing over to the Rainbow Bridge, the Committee met and voted that out of a sign of respect to our former President that there would only be Chairpigs of the Club going forward.

I sincerely apologise for my oversight, I can only think that it was the excitement of being given such responsibility at such a young age. I do hope no members have been offended by this. I will polish the The Founder and Former President's Plaque above the bar every week for a year as penance as I know the cleaners hate doing this job.

Anglo Saxon
Chairpig
 
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