Wigwig
Adult Guinea Pig
Once my dad had finished cuddling Archie, he brought him back down to my room, and I was not back from a walk with my sister. I got back about 5 minutes later, sat down at my computer and a load of guinea pig turds stuck to my leg.
Archie had spent that 5 minutes furiously squeezing out as many as he could on my pillow so I would end up sitting in them, I think he was very displeased that I was not in the room when he returned.
He keeps insisting I bring him into the kitchen when I cook, he sits there on the couch eating vegetables and watching me.
He is also very humpy at the moment and this morning he tried to kill me by repeatedly pressing his back foot on my jugular while I was cuddling him even though I would move him down a bit. While I was incapacitated, he seized the moment to barber my hair 
Archie had spent that 5 minutes furiously squeezing out as many as he could on my pillow so I would end up sitting in them, I think he was very displeased that I was not in the room when he returned.
He keeps insisting I bring him into the kitchen when I cook, he sits there on the couch eating vegetables and watching me.

