Bachelor Boy Ted!

Bill & Ted

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Hello Ted here
Not been around for a while but I’m still strutting my stuff, thinking of that gorgeous Jemimah 💕and enjoying my veggies x
Slave has been giving me lots of cuddles and I am taking pride and place in the lounge at the moment 😉
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Hello handsome Ted.
Glad to hear you are doing well and getting lots of cuddles.xx
Thank you everyone, I’m off to see Simon next week to fix my nashers and have a little look around my others bits to see if I can have a lady friend? I might be getting a bit long in the tooth but I reckon I’d be a big hit with the ladies 💕
 
Thank you everyone, I’m off to see Simon next week to fix my nashers and have a little look around my others bits to see if I can have a lady friend? I might be getting a bit long in the tooth but I reckon I’d be a big hit with the ladies 💕
Oh Ted , I reckon you will be an absolute smash with the ladies.xx
 
Dear Ted,
You are never too old for the ladies.
There are nice chunky sows like me who appreciate mature handsome boars like you.
I still dream of you every day :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Love from Jemimah💋💋💋💋
Hay gorgeous Jemimah, so nice to hear from you, I appreciate your lovely comments, you are such a lovely stout lady piggie just how I like my gals x❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xxxxx
 
Hay gorgeous Jemimah, so nice to hear from you, I appreciate your lovely comments, you are such a lovely stout lady piggie just how I like my gals x❤❤❤❤❤ Xxxxx
I did lose a bit of weight while I was on my holiday because we had to live in a shed which wasn’t warm as our house.
Slave says I look as if I’m getting back to my usual weight.
I’m going to be 5 this month Ted. I think you are 5 too this month - do you want to have a party?
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I did lose a bit of weight while I was on my holiday because we had to live in a shed which wasn’t warm as our house.
Slave says I look as if I’m getting back to my usual weight.
I’m going to be 5 this month Ted. I think you are 5 too this month - do you want to have a party?
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Oh good I’m glad you’ve put your weight back on sweetheart, you know how I love a nice big bottomed girl! Fancy having to stay in a shed, that’s not very befitting for you is it! A palace for you next time Princess, never mind we will have to celebrate our birthday, I’m 5 too this month :yahoo::yahoo:
 
Hi Ted here again
I‘ve been cracking the whip today, got one of the slaves to paint my run. I will be expecting to be out on the lawn as soon as this nasty weather has picked up and it gets warmer. I’ve told slave not to put that paint away as there’s my Bunny Ark and Little House to do yet, so no slacking! He’s a great slave! Been stuck inside since October and I’m beginning to get cabin fever, especially without Bill to keep me company, Ted x

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Well we are back home and settled. On Monday Ted has had this teeth done and a couple of items removed too. Ted’s not bothered, he knows it won’t ultimately effect his boarly handsomeness. Ted is doing fine, eating peeing and pooping! He’s munching on some grass at the moment and a couple of dandelion leaves.
We noticed yesterday that Ted is missing most of his two bottom incisors, they were there a few days ago, so goodness knows were they have gone? hopefully they should soon grow back so not unduly worried. Anyway he’s doing ok and enjoying some hand feeding with his slave!
 
Jemimah hopes Ted gets over his op well and is excited about girls.
She knows they may not be as cute and chunky as she is but they will be very lucky sows to live with you, handsome boy.
She also thinks Ted should hold out for at least 3 girls.
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Jemimah hopes Ted gets over his op well and is excited about girls.
She knows they may not be as cute and chunky as she is but they will be very lucky sows to live with you, handsome boy.
She also thinks Ted should hold out for at least 3 girls.
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😆 Now three girlies would be very interesting Ted thinks? But there only one Jemimah 💕
 
Sorry totally missed this! Go Ted getting through his op, the ladies will definitely be fighting over him the gorgeous gentleman! :love: Wonder what on earth happened to his gnashers?! Hopefully they’ll grow back quickly so he can crack a beautiful smile for the girls (and give you a rest from all the hand feeding!) x
 
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