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Boar Cleaning Grossly Satisfying

SkinnyPigRiver

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Tonight was bath night, and my gosh, cleaning up Pratchett is fascinating and gross! Cleaning Pratchett seems to give me that awful satisfaction you can get when popping a zit or pulling a scab.
It's like a boar's anal sac is a surprise grab bag of nastiness you get to search through. Yes, it stinks, but it's really exciting when you spool up a clump of hay or hair onto a q-tip. I feel like I've accomplished something when I pull hairs out of my guinea pig's ass.

Okay, that last sentence was semi-facetious, but I'm actually serious.
 
:lol!::lol!::lol!:
Luckily Archie doesnt need help with, but unluckily, he likes to wipe that stinking stuff all over my arms.
What I do enjoy to watch but feel grossed out by also, is when he is attending to his knob, its huge :yikes::xd: :hmm:
 
This thread has made me laugh:lol: but also made me feel sick at the same time!:vom:

Ooh, that means I reached both feelings I was going for!

:lol!::lol!::lol!:
Luckily Archie doesnt need help with, but unluckily, he likes to wipe that stinking stuff all over my arms.
What I do enjoy to watch but feel grossed out by also, is when he is attending to his knob, its huge :yikes::xd: :hmm:

Oh My Gosh, I didn't even wanna GO there! Guinea pigs are definitely growers not show-ers. I am honestly amazed at how big his penis is! I was worried about my virgin (well, one still is) sows having painful sex. I'm glad I checked it, though, bc now they he IS having fun times with at least one of my sows, he definitely picks up hay and hair on it!

At least you don't have chinchillas. They conveniently clean their genitals themselves... with their mouths and a sort of up and down sucking motion... they can do that thing the Mooch claimed Steve Bannon could. I just KNOW I'm going to have people over the next time one of my boys decides to give himself a cleaning.
 
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