Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

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Slave seriously wonders why all the Guinea pigs looks like Djingis on the first picture?! Well, he would never ever say Harry is a hero. Too soft and nice, and not smart enough to manipulate slave for real. Ben maybe has some qualitys, at least his amazingly fast and messy.
 
Hi Hello diary!

Ben is still acting like a criminal speedmaster. He is very messy! On my loft I have a tv stuffed with hay. He always tries to climb inside that tv and spreads hay all around! Very disrespectful.

He's veryveryvery easily excited and yells alot. When slave wakes up in the morning he sings her a song (a**kisser, Kongo would have said...). Other time his just happy and wheeeeeeeeks.

A little video diary from us from floor&veggie-time today. I'm pretty as always!
https://youtu.be/d6wAxh2mHHY?is=b4p1sxyjmooHYNmC

From Hairy Harry and Benny Banana
 
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My boys get a buffet with some mixed veggies on a plate. I try to spread the cucumbers around and not give so much because Harry is crazy about cucumber. He stands in the middle of the plate, poking around with his nose and drags the cucumber off the plate and eats the flesh. It reminds alot about Kongo, but now Harry has the cleaning patrull in Ben who loves the shell. Or maybe thats his only way to get some cucumber? 😅
 
Betsy said:
Have you tried peeling the cucumber or would that just confuse them?
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Thats a lucky day! That was how I discovered Kongo actually liked cucumber, when he lost his front toofies. He always ate a bit of the cucumber when I gave him like the end with shell around. For two years I thought he didn't really like cucumber and just ate it because it was what he got 😅 Harry has his tricks to eat as little of the peel as possible when I give him with peel.
 
Betsy said:
Dear Benny Banana Boy

You smelt yummy stuff, you found yummy stuff. Your Hooman tried to outwit you that's never gonna happen! Hooman's are stupid. When is she going to realise that we are not?

Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
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Dear Sir Saxon Canute

I dont think my slave really can help she's what the French would say "les incompétents". I just have to play nice with this stupid, giant Guinea pig on two legs. Put the parsley on the loft and say you hide it? Pft....

Paw bump from Benny Banana Boy
 
So, I'm digging around in the dark caves of my phone trying to find a picture and found this video from the end of 2022: - YouTube
A very tired slave tried to make the boys to go home in the middle of the night. Chip deserves a place of Honour in the boars galore after dragning his cherries in my face and then leave some boar-glue on my sweater. I really miss how they just jumped around on me without any shame at all (well... Yeah. Chip was shameless).

Ben Banana - I dont care what you want. In a couple of months you will crawl around on me like that and I will be your second best friend after Harry!
 
Dear diary!

Little Banana of Stockholm here. Harry stops Ben here to say: now this little one is NOT from Stockholm!
Ben: these Stockholmare are very sensitive about this, yes. Maleslave is trying to be a real Stockholmare all the time but slave just tells him wrong.
Harry: ofc! He's not even born in Sweden, and when he came to Sweden he lived in the woods for many years before he did like every farmer does and moved to Stockholm as a young adult!
Ben: but I'm a baby. And the slave that pays my food and insurance is born and raised here, and so are her parents and their parents and...
Harry: not totally correct. I'm the only real Stockholmare
Ben: how do you know? They adopted you from an organization that saves Guinea pigs from death!
Harry: not totally correct. My old family did. Slave adopted me from my loving old family in Stockholm and I'm a true Stockholmare...

Ben: sorry diary. I have to check out. I dont know what I wanted to tell you anymore. Harry crashed it all.
Harry: ...but slave picked you up in a old dog food-box and I thought you were a turkey...

Ben: seriously?!?

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exia said:
Dear diary!

Little Banana of Stockholm here. Harry stops Ben here to say: now this little one is NOT from Stockholm!
Ben: these Stockholmare are very sensitive about this, yes. Maleslave is trying to be a real Stockholmare all the time but slave just tells him wrong.
Harry: ofc! He's not even born in Sweden, and when he came to Sweden he lived in the woods for many years before he did like every farmer does and moved to Stockholm as a young adult!
Ben: but I'm a baby. And the slave that pays my food and insurance is born and raised here, and so are her parents and their parents and...
Harry: not totally correct. I'm the only real Stockholmare
Ben: how do you know? They adopted you from an organization that saves Guinea pigs from death!
Harry: not totally correct. My old family did. Slave adopted me from my loving old family in Stockholm and I'm a true Stockholmare...

Ben: sorry diary. I have to check out. I dont know what I wanted to tell you anymore. Harry crashed it all.
Harry: ...but slave picked you up in a old dog food-box and I thought you were a turkey...

Ben: seriously?!?

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What a lovely picture 😍🥰
 
exia said:
Dear diary!

Little Banana of Stockholm here. Harry stops Ben here to say: now this little one is NOT from Stockholm!
Ben: these Stockholmare are very sensitive about this, yes. Maleslave is trying to be a real Stockholmare all the time but slave just tells him wrong.
Harry: ofc! He's not even born in Sweden, and when he came to Sweden he lived in the woods for many years before he did like every farmer does and moved to Stockholm as a young adult!
Ben: but I'm a baby. And the slave that pays my food and insurance is born and raised here, and so are her parents and their parents and...
Harry: not totally correct. I'm the only real Stockholmare
Ben: how do you know? They adopted you from an organization that saves Guinea pigs from death!
Harry: not totally correct. My old family did. Slave adopted me from my loving old family in Stockholm and I'm a true Stockholmare...

Ben: sorry diary. I have to check out. I dont know what I wanted to tell you anymore. Harry crashed it all.
Harry: ...but slave picked you up in a old dog food-box and I thought you were a turkey...

Ben: seriously?!?

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Now we have piggies derailing other piggies' posts
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As well as hoomans derailing other hoomans' threads ..
 
Truffolo said:
What a lovely picture 😍🥰
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The only time Ben stands stills for a couple of seconds (if we dont count in things like chew) - buffet time!

Viennese Furbabies said:
What a lovely conversation :)) :))
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And I dont get why they call us Swedish people "uptight". Or why the whole Sweden calls us Stockholmare uptight...

Harry knows alot of languages. He has Google on his little iPhone. Ben is just a mastermind baby! Don't let that crown on his head fool you.
Merab said:
I’m very impressed with this conversation.
You are clearly Swedish and from the videos your mum posts I know you speak Swedish, yet you write a conversation in perfect English.
What clever piggies you are 😁
And gorgeous 🥰
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exia said:
And I dont get why they call us Swedish people "uptight". Or why the whole Sweden calls us Stockholmare uptight...

Harry knows alot of languages. He has Google on his little iPhone. Ben is just a mastermind baby! Don't let that crown on his head fool you.
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I'm not sure that being uptight is how Brits would describe Swedish people - when we think of Swedes we think of ABBA and naughty naked saunas 😉🔞
 
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