Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

exia said:
Dear diary,

I've been so angry this weekend I couldn't even write to you. Slave gave me a bath. Not so gentle and with no love at all she just flushed my very strong scenting Kongo cologne down the drains. Afterwards she let me sit in a little tray with Epsom becuse thats good for your skin. I feel very soft and silky and smell... clean. Yuck!
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If Miss Bramble were here Slave would have to keep the cologne water and at least put it on a rose 🌹
 
Truffolo said:
If Miss Bramble were here Slave would have to keep the cologne water and at least put it on a rose 🌹
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Question one: is she back for Valentines?
Question two: does anyone have auntie Lillys address just in case? Does she live far away from Sweden? Kongo thinks Bramble is very cool, and he would love to share his cologne with her, but she's a really sassy Lady! It just great if they have some distance when Kongo sends some love....
 
exia said:
Question one: is she back for Valentines?
Question two: does anyone have auntie Lillys address just in case? Does she live far away from Sweden? Kongo thinks Bramble is very cool, and he would love to share his cologne with her, but she's a really sassy Lady! It just great if they have some distance when Kongo sends some love....
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Kongo ……Bramble has a husboar and a very fierce Mumma ……..
 
Kongo, you have been a fine honourable forum member, I'm sure you will get an invitation to Saxon and Miss Bramble's wedding, which should be soon. I know lots of forum members will throw open their doors to you if you need somewhere to stay. You are welcome here, MS can croissant in the kitchen if need be, she can take her mattress in there. Bring some of the Swedish stuff with you, hey 🛬 😎
 
Roselina said:
Kongo ……Bramble has a husboar and a very fierce Mumma ……..
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Its the mama I want. If her kid smells like me, she will fall like a fish for me! Bramble is way too scary.

Truffolo said:
Kongo, you have been a fine honourable forum member, I'm sure you will get an invitation to Saxon and Miss Bramble's wedding, which should be soon. I know lots of forum members will throw open their doors to you if you need somewhere to stay. You are welcome here, MS can croissant in the kitchen if need be, she can take her mattress in there. Bring some of the Swedish stuff with you, hey 🛬 😎
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Do you think I can stay with Misty? Just a night or two? I live with slave you know, cant move to another country becuse I have no passport (they dont agree I'm a guinea pig...). Now I have her address hehe....
 
Dear diary,

Had some lunch in slaves lap and marked my territory very well. Before feeding she did put on clean pants. Oopsie slavie, I'm sorry...

Slave still tops me up with cc. She doesnt really count how much, to top a pig is in her book like 10-30ml/day to keep a somewhat steady intake during the day. I just had 33ml for lunch. 16ml for breakfast. Boy is very much back. I dont go into food coma after a meal, I eat more.
Slave is again worried I will burst.

Love Kongo

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33ml and some snacks to go!
 
Dear diary,

I have been very busy eating this week. Slave say I'm like a black hole in her wallet.

Realised that everyone might not understand this Oreothing or might not have Instagram. Slave got me a Kongotube (no, its not made for Kongo. I didnt even remember I had it and became very happy to see a video with my rainbow-boys there. But we can pretend its Kongotube).
This is me opening a pack of Oreos: Kongo and the Oreos
Yes, I get very frustrated and asks slave for help. Ignore Djingis in the background. He didnt want any Oreos.

Whats your favorites, friends? Do your slave also tells you its not for pigs? Today slave is nice. She bought me... Oreos!

Love from your Kongo
 
Eat eat eat Kongo, it's so great that you are well again ❤
 
Dear diary,

slave and me have a very fun experiment going on right now: how hungry can a Kongo be.

When I smashmed my toofies out this summer I took the record with 139ml cc during a day. I was little very small portions off hay this period, and alot of greenies. So, that wasn't just topping up.

Slave thinks around 80ml/day is what I need to keep my pretty heft. The first two weeks after my dental 80-85ml was what I ate and not more. Yes, it was HORRIBLE! A Kongo with such a low appetite!

Slave still tops me - becuse to be honest my little dental scared the cr*p out of her and she just wants me close - or I top myself. My appetite for everything you can eat has slowly went up during these time from the dental and I eat well independently. My critical care-appetite is skyhigh;
Wenesday: 136ml
Tuesday: 117ml
Friday: 157ml
So far today: 73ml
Dead syringes these days: four. I chew them and spit them out like a cowboy!

Harry is just fine to. Slave is almost sure he has won the prize of being the biggest pooper she ever met. Its almost impressive!

Love from Kongo
 
fluffysal said:
I think @AidaB can back me up on Sir George being the world champion of mega poops, they are HUGE!
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Harry is more like quantity before quality. He has a playtunnel for kittens in his cage, and he loves to sleep in there. Started to wonder why he only went in and out from one side and took a look. That pile of poo was like three Harrys high and two Kongos big.

Kongo is a megapooper. Is it wierd to know who did the specific poo? Maleslave thinks so. He thought I was so wierd who could tell our four boys poos apart.
 
Truffolo said:
Harry's poop soup must be good stuff 🍫 😉❤
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Haha I gave Joe poo-soup from Kongo once and had to talk to toalett afterwards. I'm not even sensitive, maleslave says I'm pretty disqusting acctually. I love to look at Dr Pimplepopper and earwax-removal videos. I have worked with humans eating their own fiecies in front of me, took care of bleeding thrush-infections in peoples privates, cleaned up blood, nails, hair, puke, poo in places it really shouldnt be and... yeah. But I cant stand people chomping loud or see a pig eat poo-soup 🤣
 
fluffysal said:
I think @AidaB can back me up on Sir George being the world champion of mega poops, they are HUGE!
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Sir George definitely is a champion of mega huge poos!

Wally too….. quantity & size.
exia said:
Kongo is a megapooper. Is it wierd to know who did the specific poo? Maleslave thinks so. He thought I was so wierd who could tell our four boys poos apart.
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Not weird at all, I know which piggie did which poo & could tell the difference when @fluffysal ‘s boys were here too.

Keep it up Kongo & Harry. 💩
 
Truffolo said:
You look so sweet on grand slave's lap 🥰
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I'm so sweet everytime grandslave come to visit me slaves wanna cry! I love having people over and always wants to say hello, but when I hear grandslaves voice I wheek and run towards him. I lay all flat in his arms and sleeps.

Today I showed slave I'm the perfect therapy-pet. I'm so cool you know. One of slaves residents (autism and behavioural issues) gave me some cc. So happy and proud! I told slave she could go work instead, I had a new friend
 
AidaB said:
Sir George definitely is a champion of mega huge poos!

Wally too….. quantity & size.

Not weird at all, I know which piggie did which poo & could tell the difference when @fluffysal ‘s boys were here too.

Keep it up Kongo & Harry. 💩
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Glad to hear I'm not the only poo-hunter in the world 😅
 
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