Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

Viennese Furbabies said:
Kylie thought about replying to the fat-remark but his slave only wrote that he has became fat but still called him beautiful.
That's why Kylie didn't send the nipping squad around.
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I'm so sorry Kylie, but everytime Kongo has floortime I look at him and starts to rap "I like big bu**s and I cannot lie, oh Kongo you're fat you can't deny". Its not really easy to find a written record, but from what I found Kongo is the biggest GP in Europe with his ~1700g. He's bumm is amazing!
 
weepweeps said:
Hmmmmm. Plump sounds too small for Patrick. He’s fat. What do you think @exia? Are your boys plump or fat?
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Round, big and juicy! Or fat. Harry is a fatty in disquise and Kongo is very open about his size. He often sleeps on the middle of the magic carpet with his fantastic tummy floating out like a wedding dress 😅
 
exia said:
In sweden we say tjockis. Polo is a little tjockis!
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That sounds a bit like chunky to me. You'd be surprised etymologically speaking what can happen to the odd sound or two in words... The 'n' disappeared for some reason...

In Germany you say 'korpulent' instead of the common or garden word for fat, which is related to English 'thick' but if I write it out, the mods will have to get involved. I don't want to give @Merab any extra work.
 
Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
That sounds a bit like chunky to me. You'd be surprised etymologically speaking what can happen to the odd sound or two in words... The 'n' disappeared for some reason...

In Germany you say 'korpulent' instead of the common or garden word for fat, which is related to English 'thick' but if I write it out, the mods will have to get involved. I don't want to give @Merab any extra work.
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We say korpulent in Swedish too, but its more "official"/old. We have stolen alot of words from the german language and made it swedish, and ofc from the english language. Sometimes when tou hear youths/kids talk they mix swedish, english and tiktok-language. I'm so confused!

Kongo talks bodylanguage today. He wants watermelon and pellets. We were out of pellets and he reminded me of a short man who destroyed germany in the 30-40s when he forced me out in the very cold weather and snow. Harry backed him up, said he was Harry Pinochet. Well I got a good laugh...

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"AND MORE PARSLEY SLAVE!"
 
Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
That sounds a bit like chunky to me. You'd be surprised etymologically speaking what can happen to the odd sound or two in words... The 'n' disappeared for some reason...

In Germany you say 'korpulent' instead of the common or garden word for fat, which is related to English 'thick' but if I write it out, the mods will have to get involved. I don't want to give @Merab any extra work.
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I know the word you mean 😅
 
weepweeps said:
Kongo orders steak for lunch and Djingis “I’ll just have a salad” 😂
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And Kongo probably ate it as a side salad! Djingis was so hyper all the time he forgot what he was doing. He had to run away and do something and then come back. He was a bad veggie eater, Kongo was very happy when they lived together...

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One night he woke the whole house up. He was very determined to escape. Little Bug did not realise that he had an opening like 20cm to the right of him...

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Djingis Fuglesang wanted candy

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When he slept, he slept with his eyes closed and paws outstretched. But most of the times he gave you a nice sight of two very big twotoned boar'-ballons...

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He was very good at climbing. Matter of fact he found a way out from his cage. Climb on a house, jump over the grids down to the box with pellets and climb to the floor. It took us a while to figure out how he could run away towards the kitchen (he was not the quiet type. No. He had to wheeeeeek while running!)
 
Goodmorning friends,

today I will give you a lecture in forbidden Swedish word. My ears is like a german Shepherds right nord. Pointing to the stars.

JĂ€vlar (f-word)
Skit ()
Röv (bumm)
Varför i helvete mÄste jag gÄ upp sÄ tidigt? (Why in hell do I have to get up so early?!)

Slave hates mornings. Today she starts work at 7. Her mouth gets very ugly. She just made an new work schedule and in a couple of weeks she will start 6.30. Looking forward to get some new words! I'm a little diabolical pig, you know. I wheek "skit röv" right now.

Love Harry
 
Skit is like sh*it, just with a sch instead of sh. I really think thats my favorite word! "Du Àr SKIT slaven!" I often yell (you're so bad, slave. You can also say it about your poo. "Harry gjorde en fantastisk skit!" Harry did an amazing poo)

JĂ€vlar can be a bit challenging for you english-talking people. Its that Ä, the hooman-muppet-sound. JĂ€vlar is the swedish version for the f-word. "JĂ€vlar jag tappade bort min gurka!" = f*uck I lost my cucumber. The letter Ä acctually reminds a bit about how a seal sounds. At least in slaves head...

In röv we have that Ö. Think like the first hoomans on earth. Just clear your head and dream about peaflakes and then you have the perfect ööööö. "Jag skakar min röv pĂ„ dansgolvet!" would be "I twist my bumm in a rumblestrutt on the dancefloor" in guinea pig.

Helvete. Just like the english h*ell, in Stockholm you proncouce it like "hell-vette" and in other cities "hell-vete". "Helvette slaven var Àr mitt hö!" is "hell slave where's my hay?!".

From Harry - a linguist
 
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